Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Behave]

I must go get ready for work
I hate that the boss is a jerk

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I must go get ready for work.
I hate that the boss is a jerk.
I once did his daughter

 

[Behave]

I must go get ready for work.
I hate that the boss is a jerk.
I once did his daughter
Some perverted things I taught her

 

[Hornblende]

I must go get ready for work.
I hate that the boss is a jerk.
I once did his daughter
Some perverted things I taught her
And did on the job - that's a perk!

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth was always ready with a pose

 

[Tdfkats]

Beth was always ready with a pose
Dressed all sexy in stockings and hose

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth was always ready with a pose
Dressed all sexy in stockings and hose
Tom took many photos

 

[Tdfkats]

Beth was always ready with a pose
Dressed all sexy in stockings and hose
Tom took many photos
In and out of her clothes

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Beth was always ready with a pose
Dressed all sexy in stockings and hose
Tom took many photos
In and out of her clothes
How he wished she would ride his nose!

 

[Lia Monde]

For pleasure, Michelle played the flute

 

[Tdfkats]

For pleasure, Michelle played the flute
And played it well, for an old coot

 

[Hornblende]

For pleasure, Michelle played the flute
And played it well, for an old coot
Her breathing was quick

 

[FortybutNice]

For pleasure, Michelle played the flute
And played it well, for an old coot
Her breathing was quick
Triple-tonguing so slick

 

[Lia Monde]

For pleasure, Michelle played the flute
And played it well, for an old coot
Her breathing was quick
Triple-tonguing so slick
Allowed her to make lots of loot.

 

[Tdfkats]

Fred took a trip to Madrid

 

[weespanner]

Fred took a trip to Madrid
To visit his old schoolmate, Sid

 

[Hornblende]

Fred took a trip to Madrid
To visit his old schoolmate, Sid
Sid's wife was a beauty

 

[Lia Monde]

Fred took a trip to Madrid
To visit his old schoolmate, Sid
Sid's wife was a beauty
With SUCH a booty!

 

[LizVegas79]

Fred took a trip to Madrid
To visit his old schoolmate, Sid
Sid's wife was a beauty
With SUCH a booty!
So the deed Fred and Sid's wife did!

 

[Tdfkats]

Mary met a boy from Hong Kong

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Mary met a boy from Hong Kong
Not gonna talk about his dong
Other than “yes, please”
She spoke no Chinese
So she just grabbed him by his schlong



Sorry......

 

[Tdfkats]

Evan built a hut on the beach

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Evan built a hut on the beach
Then he sat down and ate a peach

 

[Tdfkats]

Evan built a hut on the beach
Then he sat down and ate a peach
It tasted like pussy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Evan built a hut on the beach
Then he sat down and ate a peach
It tasted like pussy
Juicy and fuzzy