Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EmpressJosephine]

Cucumbers can be so fun

 

[Hornblende]

Cucumbers can be so fun
Zucchini I never can shun

 

[ADesirousKitten]

Cucumbers can be so fun
Zucchini I never can shun
The bigger the better

 

[Hornblende]

Cucumbers can be so fun
Zucchini I never can shun
The bigger the better
I get so much wetter

 

[LizVegas79]

]Cucumbers can be so fun
Zucchini I never can shun
The bigger the better
I get so much wetter
That last line was a pun.

 

[Lia Monde]

Fat Dawn cheats on her thin friend

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Fat Dawn cheats on her thin friend
More often than she would intend

 

[LizVegas79]

Fat Dawn cheats on her thin friend
More often than she would intend
But her friend says it's okay

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Fat Dawn cheats on her thin friend
More often than she would intend.
Her friend says it's okay.
He's actually gay

 

[Lia Monde]

Fat Dawn cheats on her thin friend
More often than she would intend.
Her friend says it's okay.
He's actually gay
It’s a relationship they commend

 

[Lia Monde]

Ralph would offer up his fine rear
In exchange for a free beer

 

[ADesirousKitten]

Ralph would offer up his fine rear
In exchange for a free beer
He'd wiggle that bum

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ralph would offer up his fine rear
In exchange for a free beer
He'd wiggle that bum
Hoping Bob, his chum,

 

[HBergeron]

Ralph would offer up his fine rear
In exchange for a free beer
He'd wiggle that bum
Hoping Bob, his chum,
Would leer, poke his rear with his spear

 

[Lia Monde]

Anna hitched up her dress in France

 

[suckonsimon]

Anna hitched up her dress in France
Guys over there they take their chance

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Anna hitched up her dress in France.
Guys over there, they take their chance,
But then down in Spain

 

[HBergeron]

Anna hitched up her dress in France.
Guys over there, they take their chance,
But then down in Spain
Was lain on the plain

 

[Adre]

Anna hitched up her dress in France.
Guys over there, they take their chance,
But then down in Spain
Was lain on the plain
The locals gave barely a glance

 

[HBergeron]

She will thank me and say 'spank me'

 

[Lia Monde]

She will thank me and say 'spank me'
The connection gives her such glee

 

[EmpressJosephine]

She will thank me and tell me 'spank me.'
The connection gives her such glee,
That when she bends over

 

[HBergeron]

She will thank me and say 'spank me.'
The connection gives her such glee,
That when she bends over
My palm does rove her

 

[LadyJS]

She will thank me and say 'spank me.'
The connection gives her such glee,
That when she bends over
My palm does rove her
A bright crimson ass is a guarantee

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Fuck my asshole!!" she shrieked out loud