Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EmpressJosephine]

During sex, Jill let out a scream
Her beau was just building up steam,
But the sound of her yell
Woke all in the dell
So Jill had to do the whole team.

 

[ADesirousKitten]

When deciding what I'd like to eat

 

[Lia Monde]

When deciding what I'd like to eat
I have a preference for meat

 

[LadyJS]

When deciding what I'd like to eat
I have a preference for meat
If fixed right

 

[dearc]

When deciding what I'd like to eat
I have a preference for meat
If fixed right
Its a real delight

 

[Lia Monde]

When deciding what I'd like to eat
I have a preference for meat
If fixed right
Its a real delight
As I gobble down the long treat.

 

[Lia Monde]

Colleen was an Irish redhead

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Colleen was an Irish redhead
A temperamental thoroughbred

 

[Lia Monde]

Colleen was an Irish redhead
A temperamental thoroughbred
She loved her dark stout

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Colleen was an Irish redhead
A temperamental thoroughbred
She loved her dark stout
Made her nips stand proud!

 

[Lia Monde]

Colleen was an Irish redhead
A temperamental thoroughbred
She loved her dark stout
Made her nips stand proud!
And encouraged her legs to spread

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Virgins dancing ‘round the fire

 

[Lia Monde]

Virgins dancing ‘round the fire
Strong sexual thought s they inspire

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Virgins dancing ‘round the fire,
Strong sexual thoughts they inspire,
But, please, do not touch

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Virgins dancing ‘round the fire,
Strong sexual thoughts they inspire,
But, please, do not touch
And do not misjudge

 

[ADesirousKitten]

Virgins dancing ‘round the fire,
Strong sexual thoughts they inspire,
But, please, do not touch
And do not misjudge
They don't want cock pics, don't inquire

 

[EmpressJosephine]

As I sit here, tapping these keys

 

[HBergeron]

As I sit here, tapping these keys
My hand slides down between my knees

 

[ADesirousKitten]

As I sit here, tapping these keys
My hand slides down between my knees
With a growling moan

 

[AbsintheFather]

As I sit here, tapping these keys
My hand slides down between my knees
With a growling moan
I fondle my bone

 

[HBergeron]

As I sit here, tapping these keys
My hand slides down between my knees
With a growling moan
I fondle my bone
Goes from sharp to flat in a breeze

 

[WetBiMoose]

I grunt as I thrust in the dark

 

[WetBiMoose]

I grunt as I thrust in the dark
Knocking the wagon out of Park
It rattles and rolls

 

[Lia Monde]

I grunt as I thrust in the dark
Knocking the wagon out of Park.
It rattles and rolls
And loosens the holes

 

[WetBiMoose]

I grunt as I thrust in the dark
Knocking the wagon out of Park.
It rattles and rolls
And loosens the holes
And always lands right on the mark.