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Hannah the Hooker was a 69 expert
In less than a minute she'd make you squirt
 
Hannah the Hooker was a 69 expert
In less than a minute she'd make you squirt
She charged 20 bucks
 
Hannah the Hooker was a 69 expert
In less than a minute she'd make you squirt
She charged 20 bucks
Just oral, no fucks
 
Hannah the Hooker was a 69 expert
In less than a minute she'd make you squirt
She charged 20 bucks
Just oral, no fucks
So she never need lift up her skirt.
 
Tanya loved sex`l role-play.
She did it every day.
Always in demand,
And upon command,
Would do whatever was risque
 
She covered herself in whipped cream
Her cherry a long dispatched dream
She favored big Bob
And his purple knob
 
She covered herself in whipped cream
Her cherry a long dispatched dream
She favored big Bob
And his purple knob
Her peach his banana did ream
 
]When I'm getting ready for bed
I like to give and receive head
If no one's around
 
When I'm getting ready for bed
I like to give and receive head
If no one's around
The best thing I've found
 
When I'm getting ready for bed
I like to give and receive head
If no one's around
The best thing I've found
By hand my libido is fed
 
During sex, Jill let out a scream
Her beau was just building up steam,
But the sound of her yell
 
During sex, Jill let out a scream
Her beau was just building up steam,
But the sound of her yell
Woke all in the dell
 
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