Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[LadyJS]

Got hard watching the Olympics
Turned on by the skiers fitness
Just like a snow plow
Brought sweat to my brow
His choice denied the laws of physics

 

[Hornblende]

A luscious young thing from the south

 

[Lia Monde]

A luscious young thing from the south
Belle had the most beautiful mouth

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

A luscious young thing from the south
Belle had the most beautiful mouth
The young boys would come

 

[Lia Monde]

A luscious young thing from the south
Belle had the most beautiful mouth
The young boys would come
She wouldn’t succumb

 

[cliteatingman]

A luscious young thing from the south
Belle had the most beautiful mouth
The young boys would come
She wouldn’t succumb
Though the boys said things uncouth

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A luscious young thing from the south
Belle had the most beautiful mouth
The young boys would come
She wouldn’t succumb
Though the boys said things uncouth

CEM makes pussies happy

 

[Lia Monde]

CEM makes pussies happy
With tongue and repartee snappy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

CEM makes pussies happy
With tongue and repartee snappy
His mouth is divine

 

[dearc]

CEM makes pussies happy
With tongue and repartee snappy
His mouth is divine
And a cock oh so fine

 

[Lia Monde]

CEM makes pussies happy
With tongue and repartee snappy
His mouth is divine
And a cock oh so fine
In matters of sex, he is savvy

 

[Lia Monde]

Joe's adventures came back to bite

 

[Hornblende]

Joe's adventures came back to bite
In the STD clinic that night

 

[dearc]

Joe's adventures came back to bite
In the STD clinic that night
With his penis on fire

 

[Hornblende]

Joe's adventures came back to bite
In the STD clinic that night
With his penis on fire
(Which quenched all desire)

 

[HBergeron]

Joe's adventures came back to bite
In the STD clinic that night
With his penis on fire
(Which quenched all desire)
He watched sports, bemoaning his plight

 

[Lia Monde]

In the movie, he touched her thigh

 

[HBergeron]

In the movie, he touched her thigh
The lights were low, their spirits high

 

[Lia Monde]

In the movie, he touched her thigh
The lights were low, their spirits high
They giggled and groped

 

[HBergeron]

In the movie, he touched her thigh
The lights were low, their spirits high
They giggled and groped
'til all that they hoped

 

[Lia Monde]

In the movie, he touched her thigh
The lights were low, their spirits high
They giggled and groped
'til all that they hoped
Is not to be heard by folks nearby

 

[Lia Monde]

Rose propositioned, Kim said yes

 

[Hornblende]

Rose propositioned, Kim said yes
So they both helped each other undress

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Rose propositioned, Kim said yes.
So they both helped each other undress.
Just like Sappho,

 

[HBergeron]

Rose propositioned, Kim said yes.
So they both helped each other undress.
Just like Sappho,
No rod or staff...Oh!