Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

Dee bought lingerie for sex play
Anything to make her Rex stay
He spent the whole night
In a state of fright
Knowing she might learn he was gay

 

[Lia Monde]

Kevin's cock was big as a tree

 

[Adre]

Kevin's cock was big as a tree
To view it he’d charge you a fee

 

[Lia Monde]

Kevin's cock was big as a tree
To view it he’d charge you a fee
Much more for a poke

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Kevin's cock was big as a tree
To view it he’d charge you a fee
Much more for a poke
It wasn't a joke

 

[Lia Monde]

Kevin's cock was big as a tree
To view it he’d charge you a fee
Much more for a poke
It wasn't a joke
When flaccid, it reached to his knee

 

[Lia Monde]

Pris was skilled in the sexual arts

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Pris was skilled in the sexual arts
She broke all the younger men's hearts

 

[Lia Monde]

Pris was skilled in the sexual arts
She broke all the younger men's hearts
Entrapped them with lust

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Pris was skilled in the sexual arts
She broke all the younger men's hearts
Entrapped them with lust
She met every thrust

 

[Lia Monde]

Pris was skilled in the sexual arts
She broke all the younger men's hearts
Entrapped them with lust
She met every thrust
By squeezing her feminine parts

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill and Joan had sex on the park bench

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Jill and Joan had sex on the park bench
Sixty-nine they held a tight clench

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jill and Joan had sex on the park bench
Sixty-nine they held a tight clench
The pigeons looked on

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill and Joan had sex on the park bench
Sixty-nine they held a tight clench
The pigeons looked on
As they snuggled til dawn

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Jill and Joan had sex on the park bench
Sixty-nine they held a tight clench
The pigeons looked on
As they snuggled til dawn
When finally their fire they did quench

 

[Lia Monde]

The film was so hot it was banned

 

[MaxGrant]

The film was so hot it was banned
There were those places where is still ran

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

The film was so hot it was banned
There were those places where is still ran
Sodomy was the theme

 

[HBergeron]

The film was so hot it was banned
There were those places where is still ran
Sodomy was the theme
Oil aided the scheme

 

[Hornblende]

The film was so hot it was banned
There were those places where is still ran
Sodomy was the theme
Oil aided the scheme
Won the Oscar for 'Relief by hand'

 

[HBergeron]

Got hard watching the Olympics

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

Got hard watching the Olympics
Turned on by the skiers fitness

 

[HBergeron]

Got hard watching the Olympics
Turned on by the skiers fitness
Just like a snow plow

 

[Lia Monde]

Got hard watching the Olympics
Turned on by the skiers fitness
Just like a snow plow
Brought sweat to my brow