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[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was this bloke from the coast
Who liked to smear his cum on toast

 

[MaxGrant]

There was this bloke from the coast
Who liked to smear his cum on toast
Good thing he was young

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was this bloke from the coast
Who liked to smear his cum on toast
Good thing he was young
With a healthy schlong

 

[baise]

There was this bloke from the coast
Who liked to smear his cum on toast
Good thing he was young
With a healthy schlong
So his cum never gave up the ghost

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He showered her with attention

 

[HBergeron]

He showered her with attention
Got her alone in detention

 

[Lia Monde]

He showered her with attention
Got her alone in detention
Dawn lifted her dress

 

[MaxGrant]

He showered her with attention
Got her alone in detention
Dawn lifted her dress
And she didn't care about any mess

 

[Lia Monde]

He showered her with attention
Got her alone in detention
Dawn lifted her dress
And she didn't care about any mess
But happily rode his erection

 

[MaxGrant]

A man once forgot his wife's birthday

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

A man once forgot his wife's birthday
She served up his nuts on a tray

 

[Lia Monde]

A man once forgot his wife's birthday
She served up his nuts on a tray
He paid the high price

 

[cliteatingman]

A man once forgot his wife's birthday
She served up his nuts on a tray
He paid the high price
But his balls tasted nice

 

[Lia Monde]

A man once forgot his wife's birthday
She served up his nuts on a tray
He paid the high price
But his balls tasted nice
Beau never again got a lay.

 

[Lia Monde]

Some men excel at licking clit

 

[MaxGrant]

For Valentine's she always got flowers

 

[Lia Monde]

For Valentine's she always got flowers
In turn, she grabbed him through trousers.

 

[MaxGrant]

For Valentine's she always got flowers
In turn, she grabbed him through trousers.
He gasped then he grinned

 

[Lia Monde]

For Valentine's she always got flowers
In turn, she grabbed him through trousers.
He gasped then he grinned
When she sucked it in

 

[HBergeron]

For Valentine's she always got flowers
In turn, she grabbed him through trousers.
He gasped then he grinned
When she sucked it in
His pollen washed off in a shower

 

[Lia Monde]

Some men excel at licking clit

 

[MaxGrant]

Some men excel at licking clit
Others know not what do with it

 

[Hornblende]

Some men excel at licking clit
Others know not what do with it
Their women will know

 

[Pantyboy74]

Some men excel at licking clit
Others know not what do with it
Their women will know
Some will even have a go

 

[MaxGrant]

Some men excel at licking clit
Others know not what do with it
Their women will know
Some will even have a go
But those men never tire of it