Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[HBergeron]

When a man sees his wife in the peaks of her joy
He wishes it was him, and not her boy toy

 

[suckonsimon]

When a man sees his wife in the peaks of her joy
He wishes it was him, and not her boy toy
When he asks to join in

 

[Lia Monde]

When a man sees his wife in the peaks of her joy
He wishes it was him, and not her boy toy
When he asks to join in
Sporting a sly grin

 

[LadyJS]

When a man sees his wife in the peaks of her joy
He wishes it was him, and not her boy toy
When he asks to join in
Sporting a sly grin
She said "I'd prefer your cousin from Illinois."

 

[Lia Monde]

To work, she wore clothes quite racy

 

[cliteatingman]

To work, she wore clothes quite racy
Which made all the men rather spacy

 

[suckonsimon]

To work, she wore clothes quite racy
Which made all the men rather spacy
Would she think it harrassment

 

[Bitesback]

To work, she wore clothes quite racy
Which made all the men rather spacy
Would she think it harrassment
Or say "How embarrassment!"

 

[suckonsimon]

To work, she wore clothes quite racy
Which made all the men rather spacy
Would she think it harrassment
Or say "How embarrassment!"
Either way, it left them quite cagey

 

[suckonsimon]

To work, she wore clothes quite racy
Which made all the men rather spacy
Would she think it harrassment
Or say "How embarrassment!"
Either way, it left them quite cagey

One dude thought he knew how to wangle it

 

[Bitesback]

One dude thought he knew how to wangle it
And engage in sexual entanglement

 

[suckonsimon]

One dude thought he knew how to wangle it
And engage in sexual entanglement
She brushed him aside

 

[RedJack81]

One dude thought he knew how to wangle it
And engage in sexual entanglement
She brushed him aside
without breaking her stride

 

[suckonsimon]

One dude thought he knew how to wangle it
And engage in sexual entanglement
She brushed him aside
without breaking her stride
And now the lad's faced with a court writ

 

[Lia Monde]

Butch took a job as a snow bunny

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Butch took a job as a snow bunny
Hoping to score lots of young cunny

 

[MaxGrant]

It didn't work as he thought

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Butch took a job as a snow bunny
Hoping to score lots of young cunny
It didn’t work as he thought
So instead he bought

 

[Lia Monde]

Butch took a job as a snow bunny
Hoping to score lots of young cunny
It didn’t work as he thought
So instead he bought
Bedroom 'friends' with his last money

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth blamed Tom for her nasty rash

 

[MaxGrant]

Beth blamed Tom for her nasty rash
He tried to make amends with cash

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth blamed Tom for her nasty rash
He tried to make amends with cash
Which bought her some pills

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Beth blamed Tom for her nasty rash
He tried to make amends with cash
Which bought her some pills
And porn, just for thrills

 

[MaxGrant]

Beth blamed Tom for her nasty rash
He tried to make amends with cash
Which bought her some pills
And porn, just for thrills
Now they have quite the stash

 

[MaxGrant]

There was this bloke from the coast