Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[suckonsimon]

I once knew a whore named jade.
She needed to get a gang raid.

 

[Lia Monde]

I once knew a whore named jade.
She needed to get a gang raid.
So she placed an ad

 

[baise]

I once knew a whore named jade.
She needed to get a gang raid.
So she placed an ad
Inviting all to her pad

 

[HBergeron]

I once knew a whore named jade.
She needed to get a gang raid.
So she placed an ad
Inviting all to her pad
The maid and her bed were well made.

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a big stud named Jose

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a big stud named Jose
Who was always eager to play

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a big stud named Jose
Who was always eager to play
He went to a bar

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a big stud named Jose
Who was always eager to play
He went to a bar
But pushed it too far

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a big stud named Jose
Who was always eager to play
He went to a bar
But pushed it too far
And ended up losing a fray

 

[Lia Monde]

It all started with a chaste kiss

 

[Hornblende]

It all started with a chaste kiss
Then rapidly moved on from this

 

[suckonsimon]

It all started with a chaste kiss
Then rapidly moved on from this
A wandering finger

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It all started with a chaste kiss
Then rapidly moved on from this
A wandering finger
A deepthroating singer

 

[steelyblue73]

It all started with a chaste kiss
Then rapidly moved on from this
A wandering finger
A deepthroating singer
Ending in orchestrated bliss

 

[Lia Monde]

They had sex each time the team scored

 

[Lia Monde]

They had sex each time the team scored
So many points tired his sword

 

[HBergeron]

They had sex each time the team scored
So many points tired his sword
His punt to her cunt

 

[Lia Monde]

They had sex each time the team scored
So many points tired his sword
His punt to her cunt
With a mighty grunt

 

[Lia Monde]

They had sex each time the team scored
So many points tired his sword
His punt to her cunt
With a mighty grunt
Then he collapsed on the floorboard

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann seduced him in the hot tub

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Ann seduced him in the hot tub

Ann seduced him in the hot tub
When he'd wanted just a scrub.

 

[HBergeron]

Ann seduced him in the hot tub
When he'd wanted just a scrub.
A rub-a-dub-dub

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann seduced him in the hot tub
When he'd wanted just a scrub.
A rub-a-dub-dub
Excited his stub

 

[suckonsimon]

Ann seduced him in the hot tub
When he'd wanted just a scrub.
A rub-a-dub-dub
Excited his stub
She rode it for ages till, oops, here's her hub!

 

[suckonsimon]

Ann seduced him in the hot tub
When he'd wanted just a scrub.
A rub-a-dub-dub
Excited his stub
She rode it for ages till, oops, here's her hub!

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