Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Liz was the last virgin in town
Which did make her boyfriend frown.
She would French Kiss

 

[cliteatingman]

Liz was the last virgin in town
Which caused her boy friend to frown
She would French Kiss
Or drink a man's piss

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Liz was the last virgin in town
Which caused her boy friend to frown
She would French Kiss
Or drink a man's piss

But she would never let him go down.

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna flaunted a see-through shirt

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Donna flaunted a see-through shirt

Which showed even less than her skirt.

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna flaunted a see-through shirt
Which showed even less than her skirt.
She claimed to be chaste

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Donna flaunted a see-through shirt
Which showed even less than her skirt.
She claimed to be chaste

Below her thin waist.

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna flaunted a see-through shirt
Which showed even less than her skirt.
She claimed to be chaste
Below her thin waist.
In fact, she was a slutty flirt.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

There once was a woman named Lia,

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a woman named Lia,
Who was a sexual diva

 

[EmpressJosephine]

There once was a woman named Lia,
Who was a sexual diva

She spent time on Lit

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a woman named Lia,
Who was a sexual diva
She spent time on Lit
To excite her clit

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

There once was a woman named Lia,
Who was a sexual diva
She spent time on Lit
To excite her clit
Legs spread as wide as Geneva

 

[Lia Monde]

Gloria had made up her mind

 

[kingfupa]

Gloria had made up her mind
To never take it from behind

 

[HBergeron]

Gloria had made up her mind
To never take it from behind
But a dab of lube

 

[kingfupa]

Gloria had made up her mind
To never take it from behind
But a dab of lube
and a search on Youtube

 

[Lia Monde]

Gloria had made up her mind
To never take it from behind
But a dab of lube
and a search on Youtube
Taught her how to do it refined

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a nympho named Lily

 

[HBergeron]

There once was a nympho named Lily
Who felt true love was really quite silly

 

[suckonsimon]

There once was a nympho named Lily
Who felt true love was really quite silly
Her game was sport-fuckin'

 

[Pantyboy74]

There once was a nympho named Lily
Who felt true love was really quite silly
Her game was sport-fuckin'
Plus deepthoat suckin'

 

[suckonsimon]

There once was a nympho named Lily
Who felt true love was really quite silly
Her game was sport-fuckin'
Plus deepthoat suckin'
Score there, and go home with worn willy

 

[Pantyboy74]

I once knew a whore named jade.

 

[suckonsimon]

I like this one enough to edit it to get the metre just right if I may:

"There once was a nympho named Lily
Who felt that true love was quite silly
Her game was sport-fuckin'
Plus deepthoat suck-suckin'
Score there, and go home with worn willy"

ps I just sent it to a dude I know who had mfm for 12 hours Friday night and ... oh yes worn willy!

*back to limericks, man!*