Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[LizVegas79]

[Very good^]

aww, thanks


The big penis winner was Jack
which is weird because he wasn't Black

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

aww, thanks


The big penis winner was Jack
which is weird because he wasn't Black
Thick as a can

 

[LizVegas79]

The big penis winner was Jack
which is weird because he wasn't Black
Thick as a can
He was quite a man

 

[Hornblende]

The big penis winner was Jack
which is weird because he wasn't Black
Thick as a can
He was quite a man
It took years for his 'back, sack and crack'.

 

[37_ttej]

It seems pretty quiet in here!
You're waiting for Jett to appear?
Well fret not good friend
Your wait's at and end
But good luck trying to get a line edgeways 'cause I've got a bad habit of hogging the thread.

Ahem ...

Right, so here's the starter:

Good lord, now that's a short skirt!

 

[RedJack81]

Good lord, now that's a short skirt!
She'll put all the men on alert

 

[Adre]

Good lord, now that's a short skirt!
She'll put all the men on alert
Cocks stand and salute

 

[RedJack81]

Good lord, now that's a short skirt!
She'll put all the men on alert
Cocks stand and salute
armed, ready to shoot

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Good lord, now that's a short skirt!
She'll put all the men on alert
Cocks stand and salute
armed, ready to shoot
Her cute little butt didn't hurt

 

[Lia Monde]

Nudist Jill looked forward to Spring

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Nudist Jill looked forward to Spring
Her full ripe breasts were sure to swing

 

[37_ttej]

Nudist Jill looked forward to Spring
Her full ripe breasts were sure to swing
Jogging on the beach

 

[sweetsauce]

Nudist Jill looked forward to Spring
Her full ripe breasts were sure to swing
Jogging on the beach
Her ass like a peach

 

[steelyblue73]

Nudist Jill looked forward to Spring
Her full ripe breasts were sure to swing
Jogging on the beach
Her ass like a peach
Slipped on a shell, now wears a sling

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Jill is now laid up in bed

 

[Lia Monde]

Poor Jill is now laid up in bed
Tho, she's still able to give head

 

[baise]

Poor Jill is now laid up in bed
Tho, she's still able to give head
Her pussy’s too sore

 

[kingfupa]

Poor Jill is now laid up in bed
Tho, she's still able to give head
Her pussy’s too sore
She can't stand no more
But she offers up her ass instead

 

[Lia Monde]

In New York, Hope planned to be a star

 

[Lia Monde]

In New York, Hope planned to be a star
Ended up working at a bar

 

[EmpressJosephine]

In New York, Hope planned to be a star
Ended up working at a bar

She took off her top

 

[Lia Monde]

In New York, Hope planned to be a star
Ended up working at a bar
She took off her top
Her cute breasts did pop

 

[EmpressJosephine]

In New York, Hope planned to be a star
Ended up working at a bar
She took off her top
Her cute breasts did pop

And now she's gonna go far.

 

[Lia Monde]

Liz was the last virgin in town

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Liz was the last virgin in town

Which did make her boyfriend frown.