Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

To excite Hal, Liz dropped her skirt
Not the subtlest move when you flirt
She was commando

 

[EnglishChap6687]

To excite Hal, Liz dropped her skirt
Not the subtlest move when you flirt
She was commando
Then sat on his hand “Oh!”

 

[Lia Monde]

To excite Hal, Liz dropped her skirt
Not the subtlest move when you flirt
She was commando
Then sat on his hand “Oh!”
Which he moved to firmly insert.

 

[Lia Monde]

Nan hoped for sex each day next year

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Nan hoped for sex each day next year
With a different man to be clear

 

[Lia Monde]

Nan hoped for sex each day next year
With a different man to be clear
In the front or rear

 

[Lia Monde]

Nan hoped for sex each day next year
With a different man to be clear
In the front or rear
She'd take any spear

 

[Lia Monde]

Nan hoped for sex each day next year
With a different man to be clear
In the front or rear
She'd take any spear
To be a lover without peer.

 

[Lia Monde]

2018 starts with a blast

 

[cliteatingman]

2018 starts with a blast
A passionate fling from the past

 

[Hornblende]

2018 starts with a blast
A passionate fling from the past
He wasn't a ghost

 

[Lia Monde]

2018 starts with a blast
A passionate fling from the past
He wasn't a ghost
Tho was one to boast

 

[cliteatingman]

2018 starts with a blast
A passionate fling from the past
He wasn't a ghost
Tho was one to boast
Boasts put his leg in a cast

 

[Lia Monde]

Crossdresser Dave his pubes did shave

 

[HBergeron]

Crossdresser Dave his pubes did shave
In stockings, bra, a panty slave

 

[Lia Monde]

Crossdresser Dave his pubes did shave
In stockings, bra, a panty slave
He felt cute and sweet

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Crossdresser Dave his pubes did shave
In stockings, bra, a panty slave
He felt cute and sweet
Despite size 12 feet

 

[Lia Monde]

Crossdresser Dave his pubes did shave
In stockings, bra, a panty slave
He felt cute and sweet
Despite size 12 feet
And danced with glee in his man cave

 

[Lia Monde]

Kalia was fickle as a flower

 

[Hornblende]

Kalia was fickle as a flower
Which was strange, as she charged by the hour

 

[steelyblue73]

Kalia was fickle as a flower
Which was strange, as she charged by the hour
Just choose a la carte

 

[HBergeron]

Kalia was fickle as a flower
Which was strange, as she charged by the hour
Just choose a la carte
From her 'Sexy-Mart'

 

[Hornblende]

Kalia was fickle as a flower
Which was strange, as she charged by the hour
Just choose a la carte
From her 'Sexy-Mart'
From oral to full golden shower

 

[Lia Monde]

A morning tumble is the best

 

[Hornblende]

A morning tumble is the best
It may start with a hand on the breast