Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[steelyblue73]

Jan looked hot in her new yoga pants
Assuming her Downward Dog stance
With buns very tight
Her pose did invite

 

[AbsintheFather]

Jan looked hot in her new yoga pants
Assuming her Downward Dog stance
With buns very tight
Her pose did invite
A longer than casual glance

 

[Lia Monde]

Jan looked hot in her new yoga pants
Assuming her Downward Dog stance
With buns very tight
Her pose did invite
A longer than casual glance

She stroked her thighs and spread legs wide

 

[HBergeron]

She stroked her thighs and spread legs wide
His fingers did linger, slipping inside

 

[WetBiMoose]

She stroked her thighs and spread legs wide
His fingers did linger, slipping inside
He pushed deep and made her thighs shiver

 

[Lia Monde]

She stroked her thighs and spread legs wide
His fingers did linger, slipping inside
He pushed deep and made her thighs shiver
Her soul was aquiver

 

[HBergeron]

She stroked her thighs and spread legs wide
His fingers did linger, slipping inside
He pushed deep and made her thighs shiver
Her soul was aquiver
Their union was quite boner-fide

 

[Lia Monde]

Leah was not a sexual bore

 

[HBergeron]

Leah was not a sexual bore
She strove to find kinks to adore

 

[Hornblende]

Leah was not a sexual bore
She strove to find kinks to adore
But this went too far

 

[Hornblende]

Leah was not a sexual bore
She strove to find kinks to adore
But this went too far
She did the whole Bar
Then slipped on the cum on the floor

 

[Lia Monde]

Tony bragged that he was quite hung

 

[steelyblue73]

Tony bragged that he was quite hung
Over his shoulder it was slung

 

[HBergeron]

Tony bragged that he was quite hung
Over his shoulder it was slung
It smacked on her face

 

[steelyblue73]

Tony bragged that he was quite hung
Over his shoulder it was slung
It smacked on her face
Knocked teeth out of place

 

[Adre]

Tony bragged that he was quite hung
Over his shoulder it was slung
It smacked on her face
Knocked teeth out of place
A lawsuit was sure to be brung

 

[suckonsimon]

Tony bragged that he was quite hung
Over his shoulder it was slung
It smacked on her face
Knocked teeth out of place
Changed his tune when the damn thing got stung

 

[Lia Monde]

Bea was shocked when she found him inside

 

[cliteatingman]

Bea was shocked when she found him inside
This is not what she meant by "Want a ride?"

 

[Lia Monde]

Bea was shocked when she found him inside
This is not what she meant by "Want a ride?"
So she squeezed his balls

 

[cliteatingman]

Bea was shocked when she found him inside
This is not what she meant by "Want a ride?"
So she squeezed his balls
His cries echoed off the walls

 

[Lia Monde]

Bea was shocked when she found him inside
This is not what she meant by "Want a ride?"
So she squeezed his balls
His cries echoed off the wall
Out slid his shrunken and wounded pride

 

[HBergeron]

Oops - didn't post in time (NOT the start of a new limerick)

 

[Lia Monde]

To excite Hal, Liz dropped her skirt

 

[Hornblende]

To excite Hal, Liz dropped her skirt
Not the subtlest move when you flirt