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Above them the stars were glittering
His thoughts were a bit flittering
Their innocence lost
 
Above them the stars were glittering
His thoughts were a bit flittering
Their innocence lost
For screwing the boss
 
Above them the stars were glittering
His thoughts were a bit flittering
Their innocence lost
For screwing the boss
The process was truly embittering
 
Friday night, Liv dressed like a ho
Hoping to score a handsome beau
Might just be Richard
From Tinder, as pictured
 
They slow danced for a little while
Holding her close made Richard smile.
Liv swayed in his arms
 
They slow danced for a little while
Holding her close made Richard smile.
Liv swayed in his arms
He felt all her charms.
Ooh! No panties! He liked her style!
 
No panties is often a plus
Easy access, no muss no fuss
Just Dee in my hands
Dee's hand down your pants :devil:
 
They took a wild trip to Denmark
And found themselves nude in a park
So free in the trees
They both aimed to please
 
They took a wild trip to Denmark
And found themselves nude in a park
So free in the trees
They both aimed to please
Poison Ivy soon left its mark
 
Beware of Greeks bearing nice gifts!
In trade, they'll want your skirt to lift
 
Beware of Greeks bearing nice gifts!
In trade, they'll want your skirt to lift
So get on your knees
 
Beware of Greeks bearing nice gifts!
In trade, they'll want your skirt to lift
So get on your knees
And so please me, please
 
Beware of Greeks bearing nice gifts!
In trade, they'll want your skirt to lift
So get on your knees
And so please me, please
and you will find that I give what you want
 
A good natured roll in the hay
Doesn't work the baby oil way
It makes one feel great
 
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