Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[DrDelirium]

Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story
Few men really cared
But boy, how they stared
Her tits were so inflammatory

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her body was her crowning glory
Every night was the same old story
Men stood in long lines





Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story
To spell it all out
She's without a doubt

 

[37_ttej]

Her body was her crowning glory
Every night was the same old story
Men stood in long lines
While she, wreathed in vines,
Contorted around all a-flory.

Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story
To spell it all out
She's without a doubt
Got the memory span of Dory!

 

[Lia Monde]

Belle shopped at Victoria's Secret

 

[DrDelirium]

Belle shopped at Victoria's Secret
Got a bra with the plumes of an egret

 

[DrDelirium]

Belle shopped at Victoria's Secret
Got a bra with the plumes of an egret
and panties so small
They weren't there at all

 

[Lia Monde]

Jade got nude during the eclipse

 

[Hornblende]

Jade got nude during the eclipse
was so dark couldn't see her nips
So, just to be sure

 

[DrDelirium]

Jade got nude during the eclipse
was so dark couldn't see her nips
So, just to be sure
That it really was hure

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She keeps her phone set on "vibrate"

 

[DrDelirium]

Jade got nude during the eclipse
was so dark couldn't see her nips
So, just to be sure
That it really was her
and not Gladys Knight or the Pips.

There is a time-honored tradition of misspelling the rhyming word in limericks to parallel the word they rhyme with. It's a fucking joke, son, and you stepped on it.

 

[DrDelirium]

She keeps her phone set on "vibrate"
And tucks it somewhere inti-mate

 

[Adre]

She keeps her phone set on "vibrate"
And tucks it somewhere inti-mate
So give her a call

 

[bbcbarry9033]

She keeps her phone set on "vibrate"
And tucks it somewhere inti-mate
So give her a call
She may not mind at all

 

[Hornblende]

She keeps her phone set on "vibrate"
And tucks it somewhere inti-mate
So give her a call
She may not mind at all
She isn't a sexual ingrate

 

[Lia Monde]

H excels at cunnilingus

 

[Hornblende]

H excels at cunnilingus
Lia's talents make her partners cuss!

 

[barefootgirl69]

H excels at cunnilingus
Lia's talents make her partners cuss!
We all have skills

 

[LizVegas79]

H excels at cunnilingus
Lia's talents make her partners cuss!
We all have skills
That pay our bills

 

[Adre]

H excels at cunnilingus
Lia's talents make her partners cuss!
We all have skills
It helps pay the bills

 

[Lia Monde]

H excels at cunnilingus
Lia's talents make her partners cuss!
We all have skills
That pay our bills
But she makes money with her puss.

 

[Lia Monde]

Fall is time to harvest ripe fruit

 

[Lia Monde]

Fall is time to harvest ripe fruit
Especially if her melons are cute

 

[Lia Monde]

Fall is time to harvest ripe fruit
Especially if her melons are cute
Also juicy, sweet
Her heavenly meat

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Fall is time to harvest ripe fruit
Especially if her melons are cute
Also juicy, sweet
Her heavenly meat
Covered in hair.. she is hirsute