Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Beth loves it when Jeff licks her pearl
Richard told him his tongue should swirl.
Jeff does as he's told
It never gets old.
He licks until Beth's toesies curl

 

[Lia Monde]

In London, there was a fine baker

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In London, there was a fine baker
Who was ruthless heart breaker

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In London, there was a fine baker
Who was a ruthless heart breaker
A bit of a cad.
Made scores of girls sad

 

[Lia Monde]

In London, there was a fine baker
Who was a ruthless heart breaker
A bit of a cad.
Made scores of girls sad
So they cut off his baby maker

 

[Lia Monde]

To distract the cop, Jen flashed her tits

 

[Hornblende]

To distract the cop, Jen flashed her tits
Now he has them in his leather mitts

 

[Lia Monde]

To distract the cop, Jen flashed her tits
Now he has them in his leather mitts
A squeeze and a tweak

 

[Hornblende]

To distract the cop, Jen flashed her tits
Now he has them in his leather mitts
A squeeze and a tweak
Made his cock hard as teak

 

[DrDelirium]

To distract the cop, Jen flashed her tits
Now he has them in his leather mitts
A squeeze and a tweak
Made his cock hard as teak
Now he's trying to see where it fits

 

[Lia Monde]

Flo would screw on each holiday

 

[AbsintheFather]

Flo would screw on each holiday
After a glass of beaujolais

 

[DrDelirium]

Flo would screw on each holiday
After a glass of beaujolais
Her limericks don't scan

 

[Adre]

Flo would screw on each holiday
After a glass of beaujolais
Her limericks don't scan
It's just lack of a plan

 

[AbsintheFather]

Flo would screw on each holiday
After a glass of beaujolais
Her limericks don't scan
It's just lack of a plan
But she spread her legs anyway

 

[DrDelirium]

When his testicles turned a bright orange

 

[Hornblende]

When his testicles turned a bright orange
Oh Crap, not a thing rhymes with Orange.
This Limerick is
A pool of cold jizz
And needs knocking out with a syringe.

 

[Adre]

When his testicles turned a bright orange
He blamed it on Angela's porridge

 

[Adre]

When his testicles turned a bright orange
He blamed it on Angela's porridge
It got into his head
To beat her til dead
Then packed her away in cold storage

 

[Hornblende]

Her body was her crowning glory

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her body was her crowning glory
Every night was the same old story

 

[DrDelirium]

Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story

 

[Hornblende]

Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story
To spell it all out

 

[Lia Monde]

Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story
Few men really cared

 

[Hornblende]

Her body was her crowning glory
Her brains? Not a part of the story
Few men really cared
But boy, how they stared