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A young maid in the shire of Kent
Was noticed wherever she went
A toss of her hair
and booty to spare
Meant sexy affairs were frequent.
 
A young maid in the shire of Kent
Was noticed wherever she went
A toss of her hair
And a seductive glare
Caught many the eye of a gent



A young maid in the shire of Kent
Was noticed wherever she went
A toss of her hair
and booty to spare
Quite lovely whenever she's bent
 
On Friday night, Gale was a tart
Sweet delight like a pastry cart
She's sticky and soft
 
On Friday night, Gale was a tart
Sweet delight like a pastry cart
She's sticky and soft
Her skirt held aloft
And her legs spread quite firmly apart
 
She threw a pool party for her friends
We all know how this story ends
Her bikini fell off
 
She threw a pool party for her friends
We all know how this story ends
Her bikini fell off
Revealing her trough
 
They had a secret rendezvous
Least they thought but everyone knew
All showed up to see
 
They had a secret rendezvous
Least they thought but everyone knew
All showed up to see
How lewd they could be
 
They had a secret rendezvous
Least they thought but everyone knew
All showed up to see
How lewd they could be
Then ended up joining in too!
 
They fell in love during a dance
From the outside it looked like a trance
 
They fell in love during a dance
From the outside it looked like a trance
A tango in five
 
They fell in love during a dance
From the outside it looked like a trance
A tango in five
Then a full hands-on jive
 
They fell in love during a dance
From the outside it looked like a trance
A tango in five
Then a full hands-on jive
A well lubricated romance
 
Beth loves it when Jeff licks her pearl
Richard told him his tongue should swirl.
Jeff does as he's told
 
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