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[Lia Monde]

She wore nothing but perfume and pearls

 

[Hornblende]

She wore nothing but perfume and pearls
And she loved to display both the "girls"

 

[Lia Monde]

She wore nothing but perfume and pearls
And she loved to display both the "girls"
Her radiant smile

 

[Hornblende]

She wore nothing but perfume and pearls
And she loved to display both the "girls"
Her radiant smile
Could always beguile

 

[Lia Monde]

She wore nothing but perfume and pearls
And she loved to display both the "girls"
Her radiant smile
Could always beguile
But most stared at her down below curls

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Brazilian waxing hurts like hell

 

[kingfupa]

Brazilian waxing hurts like hell
The only thing worse is the smell

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Brazilian waxing hurts like hell
The only thing worse is the smell
But now he's so smooth

 

[tericloth]

Brazilian waxing hurts like hell
The only thing worse is the smell
But now he's so smooth
My trepidation does soothe

 

[LizVegas79]

Brazilian waxing hurts like hell
The only thing worse is the smell
But now he's so smooth
My trepidation does soothe
and all his doubts I promise to quell.

 

[LizVegas79]

She got caught riding her sybian

 

[AbsintheFather]

She got caught riding her sybian
By her pervy friend Vivian

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She got caught riding her sybian
By her pervy friend Vivian
Whose panties got wet

 

[neakman]

She got caught riding her sybian
By her pervy friend Vivian
Whose panties got wet
and came off like a jet

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She got caught riding her sybian
By her pervy friend Vivian
Whose panties got wet
and came off like a jet
While Dee rode herself to oblivion

 

[FantasySlut]

A girl with magnificent tits

 

[neakman]

A girl with magnificent tits
whose magnificence did not match her wits

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

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[Deprived_in_AZ]

A girl with magnificent tits
whose magnificence did not match her wits
Only charged ten bucks

 

[Lia Monde]

A girl with magnificent tits
whose magnificence did not match her wits
Only charged ten bucks
For one dozen fucks

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A girl with magnificent tits
whose magnificence did not match her wits
Only charged ten bucks
For one dozen fucks
Or one pound fifty for the Brits

 

[Misha_Davis]

She was totally unprepared when her A/C quit

 

[Lia Monde]

She was totally unprepared when her A/C quit
So, all her clothes she did omit

 

[Hornblende]

She was totally unprepared when her A/C quit
So, all her clothes she did omit
She lay there, inviting

 

[Firecracker]

She was totally unprepared when her A/C quit
So, all her clothes she did omit
She lay there, inviting
Anticipation, exciting