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The lovers dressed in school girl skirts
They were teasingly sensual flirts
One of the girls farts
 
The lovers dressed in school girl skirts
They were teasingly sensual flirts
One of the girls farts
The crowd of men parts :D
 
The lovers dressed in school girl skirts
They were teasingly sensual flirts
One of the girls farts
The crowd of men parts
To restore desire, they remove their shirts.
 
Her sex swing was getting some use
but her husband wanted an excuse
He spanked her (quite hard)
 
Her sex swing was getting some use
but her husband wanted an excuse
He spanked her (quite hard)
right in their backyard
 
Her sex swing was getting some use
but her husband wanted an excuse
He spanked her (quite hard)
right in their backyard
She fucked him while shouting abuse. :eek:
 
Their neighbors enjoyed listening
And imagined how her lips were glistening
 
Their neighbors enjoyed listening
And imagined how her lips were glistening
They wanted to join
 
Their neighbors enjoyed listening
And imagined how her lips were glistening
They wanted to join
So they tossed a coin
 
Their neighbors enjoyed listening
And imagined how her lips were glistening
They wanted to join
So they tossed a coin
He won, and soon he was thickening
 
Her nightie was frilly and pink
With a twirl, she gave him a wink
He kissed her sweet breast
 
Her nightie was frilly and pink
With a twirl, she gave him a wink
He kissed her sweet breast
And was most impressed
 
Her nightie was frilly and pink
With a twirl, she gave him a wink
He kissed her sweet breast
And was most impressed
When she took him over the brink
 
Snow White went to bed with Dopey
The fucking (quite frankly) was ropey
Bashful turned bright red
 
Snow White went to bed with Dopey
The fucking (quite frankly) was ropey
Bashful turned bright red
being watched by Fred
And grumpy refused with a "Nopey"!
 
He's so proud of his big fat cock
which is why on it she put a lock
He picked it with ease
 
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