Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

Don's zucchini was a squash so small
Despite this he had quite a ball
It quickly slid in
Yet she sipped her Zin
And waited for Venus to call

 

[DarkNFrilly]

She sung a song for just sixpence

 

[Lia Monde]

She sung a song for just sixpence
Standing nude by the front yard fence

 

[Hornblende]

She sung a song for just sixpence
Standing nude by the front yard fence
This attracted a crowd

 

[Lia Monde]

She sung a song for just sixpence
Standing nude by the front yard fence
This attracted a crowd
Which made her quite proud

 

[Hornblende]

She sung a song for just sixpence
Standing nude by the front yard fence
This attracted a crowd
Which made her quite proud
But their ogling was making her tense.

 

[DarkNFrilly]

She enjoyed suckling other's breasts

 

[HypnosDenied]

She enjoyed suckling other's breasts
Big nipples were simply the best

 

[DarkNFrilly]

She enjoyed suckling other's breasts
Big nipples were simply the best
As long as they're hard

 

[HypnosDenied]

She enjoyed suckling other's breasts
Big nipples were simply the best
As long as they're hard
And biting's not barred

 

[SeymourBush]

She enjoyed suckling other's breasts
Big nipples were simply the best
As long as they're hard
And biting's not barred
I can't help I'm a little obsessed

 

[Lia Monde]

Kim loved her lover's hairy bush

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Kim loved her lover's hairy bush
Not to mention her fat round tush

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Kim loved her lover's hairy bush
the hair extended to her tush
She wears it in braids

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Kim loved her lover's hairy bush
the hair extended to her tush
She wears it in braids
held down with band-aids
Which washed off when she squirted and whooshed


Erm.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That's a lot of syllables Dee
Only one too many. Whoopee!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That's a lot of syllables Dee
Only one too many. Whoopee
Can't always behave
Let's dance, fuck, and rave!

 

[LizVegas79]

That's a lot of syllables Dee
Only one too many. Whoopee
Can't always behave
Let's dance, fuck, and rave!
Oh dang it now I have to pee!

 

[LizVegas79]

When new neighbors moved in next door

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When new neighbors moved in next door
He was a pimp, she was a whore

 

[LizVegas79]

When new neighbors moved in next door
He was a pimp, she was a whore.
"Hey do you guys swing?"

 

[FantasySlut]

When new neighbors moved in next door
He was a pimp, she was a whore.
"Hey do you guys swing?"
They replied, "Most definitely our thing"

 

[SeymourBush]

When new neighbors moved in next door
He was a pimp, she was a whore.
"Hey do you guys swing?"
They replied, "Most definitely our thing"
Come right in, Liz's spread on the floor

 

[FantasySlut]

Liz eagerly begs for more

 

[Azuldrgon]

Liz eagerly begs for more
She's no clue what is in store.



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