Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

Tom Thumb sought to hide in her tits
But slid into one of her pits
it was steamy and hot

 

[weespanner]

Tom Thumb sought to hide in her tits
But slid into one of her pits
it was steamy and hot
Tho he liked it a lot
He preferred it when she did the splits


sorry, couldn't resist

 

[travelmate2002]

She was blonde and new in town

 

[Redrosewitch]

She was blonde and new in town
Wore a short and low cut gown

 

[subdued_passion]

She was blonde and new in town
Wore a short and low cut gown
Her cleavage enticed

 

[poppadog]

She was blonde and new in town
Wore a short and low cut gown
Her cleavage enticed
Made you look at it twice

 

[subdued_passion]

She was blonde and new in town
Wore a short and low cut gown
Her cleavage enticed
Made you look at it twice
For a peek at her nips choco-brown

 

[subdued_passion]

Just a tease is far more tempting

 

[85Ironman]

She was blonde and new in town
Wore a short and low cut gown
Her cleavage enticed
Made you look at it twice
And smile you would instead of frown

 

[Midnight_Man]

If pussy grew on trees

 

[AbsintheFather]

Just a tease is far more tempting

Just a tease is far more tempting
But not good as a happy ending

If pussy grew on trees

If pussy grew on trees
Lips would quiver in the breeze

 

[Lia Monde]

Just a tease is far more tempting
But not good as a happy ending
One doth lead to the other






If pussy grew on trees
Lips would quiver in the breeze
Men would flock to the woods

 

[mamasota]

Just a tease is far more tempting
But not good as a happy ending
One doth lead to the other
Which is really no bother
If we get Beckham to do the bending

(I could not resist, Hola Lia )





If pussy grew on trees
Lips would quiver in the breeze
Men would flock to the woods

Just to sample the goods[/QUOTE]

 

[Lia Monde]

If pussy grew on trees
Lips would quiver in the breeze
Men would flock to the woods
Just to sample the goods
To hump winter trees til their dicks did freeze

(Hello, girl)

 

[mamasota]

LOL you are good with those

A man had his hand in his pocket

 

[OxfordDon]

A man had his hand in his pocket
Casually playing with his rocket

 

[mamasota]

A man had his hand in his pocket
Casually playing with his rocket
When he jacked up his load

 

[OxfordDon]

A man had his hand in his pocket
Casually playing with his rocket
When he jacked up his load
He spotted a passing toad

 

[AbsintheFather]

A man had his hand in his pocket
Casually playing with his rocket
When he jacked up his load
He spotted a passing toad
Until you've tried it, don't knock it

 

[Lia Monde]

Toby was an expert at pocket pool

 

[AbsintheFather]

Toby was an expert at pocket pool
No one knew when he rubbed his tool

 

[Lia Monde]

Toby was an expert at pocket pool
No one knew when he rubbed his tool
Except when it formed a tent

 

[LoveToLurk]

Toby was an expert at pocket pool
No one knew when he rubbed his tool
Except when it formed a tent
His cock hard and bent

 

[travelmate2002]

Toby was an expert at pocket pool
No one knew when he rubbed his tool
Except when it formed a tent
His cock hard and bent
a habit he had, right from school.

 

[Lia Monde]

Kay loved men hung like a stallion