Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Cold Kim wanted a warm cuddle
Hot Harry wrapped her up in a bundle
They wriggled real close

 

[mysterydrink]

Cold Kim wanted a warm cuddle
Hot Harry wrapped her up in a bundle
They wriggled real close

As he peeled down her hose

 

[Lia Monde]

Cold Kim wanted a warm cuddle
Hot Harry wrapped her up in a bundle
They wriggled real close
As he peeled down her hose
And they came in a clinch and a huddle

 

[mysterydrink]

Cold Kim wanted a warm cuddle
Hot Harry wrapped her up in a bundle
They wriggled real close
As he peeled down her hose
And they came in a clinch and a huddle

I imagine they might've made a puddle in the end

A chilly girl's nipples were icy

 

[Lia Monde]

A chilly girl's nipples were icy
So licking the frosty nips was dicey

 

[mysterydrink]

A chilly girl's nipples were icy
So licking the frosty nips was dicey

My tongue would've got stuck

 

[Lia Monde]

A chilly girl's nipples were icy
So licking the frosty nips was dicey
My tongue would've got stuck
And unable to fuck

 

[mysterydrink]

A chilly girl's nipples were icy
So licking the frosty nips was dicey
My tongue would've got stuck
And unable to fuck

Fortunately my mouth was quite spicy.

 

[cliteatingman]

A hooker from Kalamazoo

 

[Kinkster101]

A hooker from Kalamazoo
Waits in a corner despite her flu

 

[cliteatingman]

A hooker from Kalamazoo
Waits in a corner despite her flu
When she flashes her tits

 

[Kinkster101]

A hooker from Kalamazoo
Waits in a corner despite her flu
When she flashes her tits
Gives young Jimmy the fits

 

[Lia Monde]

A hooker from Kalamazoo
Waits in a corner despite her flu
When she flashes her tits
Gives young Jimmy the fits
And consummate their lust in the loo

 

[poppadog]

She stood on the bridge at midnight

 

[subdued_passion]

She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her skin lit aglow by moonlight

 

[AbsintheFather]

She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her skin lit aglow by moonlight
Awaiting her man

 

[BradBigBrain]

She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her skin lit aglow by moonlight
Awaiting her man
A dildo in hand

 

[AbsintheFather]

She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her skin lit aglow by moonlight
Awaiting her man
A dildo in hand
For an evening of double delight

 

[AbsintheFather]

It had two ends and was elastic

 

[Lia Monde]

It had two ends and was elastic
When inserted brought joys fantastic

 

[cliteatingman]

It had two ends and was elastic
When inserted brought joys fantastic
So she fucked herself with it

 

[weespanner]

It had two ends and was elastic
When inserted brought joys fantastic
So she fucked herself with it
While playing with her tit

 

[Lia Monde]

It had two ends and was elastic
When inserted brought joys fantastic
So she fucked herself with it
While playing with her tit
Passing out from an orgasm quite drastic

 

[Lia Monde]

Tom Thumb sought to hide in her tits

 

[weespanner]

Tom Thumb sought to hide in her tits
But slid into one of her pits