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On Halloween, Joy would dress as a witch
But this year she passed out in the ditch
 
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On Halloween, Joy would dress as a witch
But this year she passed out in the ditch
When found by a boy
 
On Halloween, Joy would dress as a witch
But this year she passed out in the ditch
When found by a boy
He pulled out a toy
 
On Halloween, Joy would dress as a witch
But this year she passed out in the ditch
When found by a boy
He pulled out a toy
the sight of which made her twitch.
 
In Amsterdam hookers are cheap
While in London, the girls can be steep
both do it all
From winter thru fall
 
In Amsterdam hookers are cheap
While in London, the girls can be steep
both do it all
From winter thru fall
And leave the broke men in a heap
 
He pulled out his cock and she grinned
He still held her under him, pinned
She said, "You're the best"
 
He pulled out his cock and she grinned
He still held her under him, pinned
She said, "You're the best,
would you cum on my chest?"
 
He pulled out his cock and she grinned
He still held her under him, pinned
She said, "You're the best,
would you cum on my chest?
And save a tad for my chin?"
 
Her rainbow sox would arouse
As did her low-cut blouse
With a flick of her hip
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Her rainbow sox would arouse
His gaze on her through the crowd
So he asked for a dance
 
Her rainbow sox would arouse
As did her low-cut blouse
With a flick of her hip
She could sink a whole ship
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Her rainbow sox would arouse
His gaze on her through the crowd
So he asked for a dance
She said "not a chance"
 
Her rainbow sox would arouse
As did her low-cut blouse
With a flick of her hip
She could sink a whole ship
So don't kiss her in the boathouse!

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Her rainbow sox would arouse
His gaze on her through the crowd
So he asked for a dance
She said "not a chance,
Have you seen the size of my spouse?"
 
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