Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

When putting your key in the slot
Your body starts to boil hot
Give it a jiggle
with your handy chisel

 

[weespanner]

When putting your key in the slot
Your body starts to boil hot
Give it a jiggle
with your handy chisel
But just make sure you don't get caught

 

[weespanner]

It's Wednesday, time for a hump

 

[Aphro]

It's Wednesday, time for a hump
A little mid-week rumpy pump

 

[BradBigBrain]

It's Wednesday, time for a hump
A little mid-week rumpy pump
The couch or the bed?

 

[ThisIsHero]

It's Wednesday, time for a hump
A little mid-week rumpy pump
The couch or the bed?
"Just fuck me," she said

 

[Aphro]

It's Wednesday, time for a hump
A little mid-week rumpy pump
The couch or the bed?
"Just fuck me," she said
"With an occasional slap on my rump"

 

[subdued_passion]

How to worship Afro-deity?

 

[Lia Monde]

How to worship Afro-deity?
Just fuck with sincere piety

 

[travelmate2002]

How to worship Afro-deity?
Just fuck with sincere piety
followed by a prayer

 

[subdued_passion]

How to worship Afro-deity?
Just fuck with sincere piety
followed by a prayer
your sins do declare...
Then beg for some indemnity.

 

[travelmate2002]

She wondered when the work would be done?

 

[subdued_passion]

She wondered when the work would be done?
Counting the hours till it's time for fun.

 

[travelmate2002]

She wondered when the work would be done?
Counting the hours till it's time for fun.
the table was a mess

 

[subdued_passion]

She wondered when the work would be done?
Counting the hours till it's time for fun.
the table was a mess
causing further stress

 

[travelmate2002]

She wondered when the work would be done?
Counting the hours till it's time for fun.
the table was a mess
causing further stress
and a solution, there seemed none!

 

[subdued_passion]

TM slogged on from 9 to 5

 

[travelmate2002]

TM slogged on from 9 to 5
then geared up for a long drive

 

[subdued_passion]

TM slogged on from 9 to 5
then geared up for a long drive
He loved to travel

 

[travelmate2002]

TM slogged on from 9 to 5
then geared up for a long drive
He loved to travel
with his good friend Samuel

 

[AbsintheFather]

TM slogged on from 9 to 5
then geared up for a long drive
He loved to travel
with his good friend Samuel
Who asked 'when will we arrive?'

 

[AbsintheFather]

She liked to tease the truckers

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She liked to tease the truckers
with exaggerated puckers

 

[TheMogul40]

She liked to tease the truckers
with exaggerated puckers
Clad in a deep red,

 

[AbsintheFather]

She liked to tease the truckers
with exaggerated puckers
Clad in a deep red,
and mouthing 'Head'?