Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

"Save the Tiger" was her only aim
Build a sanctuary for wild game
The poachers she did thwart
with her guile, very smart

 

[subdued_passion]

"Save the Tiger" was her only aim
Build a sanctuary for wild game
The poachers she did thwart
with her guile, very smart
But they're still endangered. What a shame!

 

[border_humper]

I decided to start a new limerick.

 

[travelmate2002]

I decided to start a new limerick
lets hope it turns out a classic

 

[danielblue]

There once were two ladies from Chase
who had tastes that were rather base
They lived for sleaze, junk and tat

 

[Morna]

I decided to start a new limerick
lets hope it turns out a classic
with cadence that's true

 

[Adre]

I decided to start a new limerick
lets hope it turns out a classic
with cadence that's true
A little bit blue

 

[Morna]

I decided to start a new limerick
lets hope it turns out a classic
with cadence that's true
A little bit blue
and sometimes a little bit caustic

 

[subdued_passion]

There once was a maid named Marion.

 

[Adre]

There once was a maid named Marion.
'twas Robin's baby she's carryin'

 

[Morna]

There once was a maid named Marion.
'twas Robin's baby she's carryin'
John thought it was his

 

[weespanner]

There once was a maid named Marion.
'twas Robin's baby she's carryin'
John thought it was his
Cos he'd filled her with jizz

 

[border_humper]

There once was a maid named Marion.
'twas Robin's baby she's carryin'
John thought it was his
Cos he'd filled her with jizz
But it washed out when Marion was giving head to a ferryman

 

[Midnight_Man]

She gives it away for free

 

[butters]

She gives it away for free
to charge would be churlish, you see

 

[border_humper]

She gives it away for free
to charge would be churlish, you see
But some takers are uncouth

 

[travelmate2002]

She gives it away for free
to charge would be churlish, you see
But some takers are uncouth
mainly the oversexed youth

 

[weespanner]

She gives it away for free
to charge would be churlish, you see
But some takers are uncouth
mainly the oversexed youth
So they pay a nominal fee

 

[andy_charles]

While shopping for cheese and baguettes,

 

[weespanner]

While shopping for cheese and baguettes,
I met a French guy with Tourettes

 

[andy_charles]

While shopping for cheese and baguettes,
I met a French guy with Tourettes
He said, "Zut alors!"

 

[weespanner]

While shopping for cheese and baguettes,
I met a French guy with Tourettes
He said, "Zut alors!
I theenk you are a whore!"

 

[OxfordDon]

While shopping for cheese and baguettes,
I met a French guy with Tourettes
He said, "Zut alors!
I theenk you are a whore!"
I theenk you name's Crepe Suzette!

 

[andy_charles]

I spread chocolate sauce on her back

 

[weespanner]

I spread chocolate sauce on her back
And watched it run down to her crack