Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Go-go dancers are quite limber

 

[travelmate2002]

Go-go dancers are quite limber
they could not be anymore nimbler

 

[subdued_passion]

Go-go dancers are quite limber
they could not be anymore nimbler
Be it table or cage

 

[travelmate2002]

Go-go dancers are quite limber
they could not be anymore nimbler
Be it table or cage
or of any age

 

[subdued_passion]

Go-go dancers are quite limber
they could not be anymore nimbler
Be it table or cage
or of any age




Go-go dancers are quite limber
they could not be anymore nimbler
Be it table or cage
just need a makeshift stage

To show moves that induce a boner.

 

[Morna]

An alien named Janice from Mars

 

[Catastrophist79]

An alien named Janice from Mars
Liked to get jiggy in cars

 

[Morna]

An alien named Janice from Mars
Liked to get jiggy in cars
She bounced up and down

 

[border_humper]

An alien named Janice from Mars
Liked to get jiggy in cars
She bounced up and down
As guys drove her around town

 

[travelmate2002]

An alien named Janice from Mars
Liked to get jiggy in cars
She bounced up and down
As guys drove her around town
she would leave them seeing stars.

 

[subdued_passion]

Men from Mars and women from Venus

 

[travelmate2002]

Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness

 

[andy_charles]

Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply

 

[travelmate2002]

Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply
change during short supply

 

[subdued_passion]

Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply
just one, need comply

 

[andy_charles]

]Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply
change during short supply

Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply
just one, need comply

At least one has got their own penis

 

[subdued_passion]

Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply
change during short supply,
Rend'ring one gender powerless.


Men from Mars and women from Venus
I tell you it's all bloody madness
The rules that apply
just one, need comply
and offer the other their anus.


Tee Hee

 

[travelmate2002]

Sharon forbid any entry from the rear

 

[andy_charles]

Sharon forbid any entry from the rear
Until she herself had gone there

 

[travelmate2002]

Sharon forbid any entry from the rear
Until she herself had gone there
she was old school

 

[andy_charles]

Sharon forbid any entry from the rear
Until she herself had gone there
she was old school
And wasn't a fool

 

[subdued_passion]

Sharon forbid any entry from the rear
Until she herself had gone there
she was old school
And wasn't a fool
'twas quite ob'vious she was queer.

 

[travelmate2002]

"Save the Tiger" was her only aim

 

[subdued_passion]

"Save the Tiger" was her only aim
Build a sanctuary for wild game

 

[border_humper]

"Save the Tiger" was her only aim
Build a sanctuary for wild game
The poachers she did thwart