Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Older men and their shades of grey

 

[LiteTouch10]

Older men and their shades of grey

Wait for the sun to make their hay

 

[subdued_passion]

Older men and their shades of grey
Wait for the sun to make their hay
Some blindfolds and ties

 

[Lia Monde]

Older men and their shades of grey
Wait for the sun to make their hay
Some blindfolds and ties
And sweet whispered lies

 

[travelmate2002]

Older men and their shades of grey
Wait for the sun to make their hay
Some blindfolds and ties
And sweet whispered lies
just enough to make them go astray

 

[Lia Monde]

Polygamy is all the rage

 

[travelmate2002]

Polygamy is all the rage
provided you are of legal age

 

[Lia Monde]

Polygamy is all the rage
provided you are of legal age
The pleasures are many

 

[andy_charles]

Polygamy is all the rage
provided you are of legal age
The pleasures are many
And also they vary

 

[travelmate2002]

Polygamy is all the rage
provided you are of legal age
The pleasures are many
And also they vary
depending upon just how you engage.

 

[subdued_passion]

Joseph loved each one of his wives

 

[AbsintheFather]

Joseph loved each one of his wives
To keep each one happy, he strives

 

[subdued_passion]

Joseph loved each one of his wives
To keep each one happy, he strives
Yet often he fails

 

[Catastrophist79]

Joseph loved each one of his wives
To keep each one happy, he strives
Yet often he fails
"Oh sorry!" he wails

 

[subdued_passion]

Joseph loved each one of his wives
To keep each one happy, he strives
Yet often he fails
"Oh sorry!" he wails
"Need some blue pills for a reprise."

 

[Catastrophist79]

There once was a subdued maid

 

[subdued_passion]

There once was a subdued maid
Who was looking to get laid

 

[Catastrophist79]

There once was a subdued maid
Who was looking to get laid
But all she could find

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a subdued maid
Who was looking to get laid
But all she could find
Were creeps unrefined

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a subdued maid
Who was looking to get laid
But all she could find
Were creeps unrefined
who clearly never made the grade

 

[Lia Monde]

Leather short shorts were all of the rage

 

[weespanner]

Leather short shorts were all of the rage
But they split as she jumped from the stage

 

[andy_charles]

Leather short shorts were all of the rage
But they split as she jumped from the stage
She showed off her thong

 

[weespanner]

Leather short shorts were all of the rage
But they split as she jumped from the stage
She showed off her thong
As she danced to a song

 

[andy_charles]

Leather short shorts were all of the rage
But they split as she jumped from the stage
She showed off her thong
As she danced to a song
With another girl locked in a cage