Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Sorry re the limerick miscue. Really sorry.

no need to apologize.

We all make mistakes.

Welcome to the limericks thread. Stick around and add a line.

 

[travelmate2002]

Neath her sundress, Spicy was naked
The light revealed a toy, beaded
Begging to be played
But she was afraid
having never before been laid!

 

[Lia Monde]

Neath her sundress, Spicy was naked
The light revealed a toy, beaded
Begging to be played
But she was afraid
The play would make her beg to be invaded.

 

[subdued_passion]

Neath her sundress, Spicy was naked
The light revealed a toy, beaded
Begging to be played
But she was afraid
having never before been laid!

whatever happened to AABBA?


Neath her sundress, Spicy was naked
The light revealed a toy, beaded
Begging to be played
But she was afraid
She was s'posed to remain unmated.

 

[Lia Monde]

Limericks gave Ann ideas that were naughty

 

[travelmate2002]

Limericks gave Ann ideas that were naughty
some quite hot, others flirty

 

[subdued_passion]

Limericks gave Ann ideas that were naughty
some quite hot, others flirty
What she longed most to try

 

[travelmate2002]

Limericks gave Ann ideas that were naughty
some quite hot, others flirty
What she longed most to try
was her neighbors fish fry

 

[subdued_passion]

was her neighbors fish fry

Was that a 'koli' ref?


Limericks gave Ann ideas that were naughty
some quite hot, others flirty
What she longed most to try
was her neighbors fish fry
which was her code for something saucy.

 

[travelmate2002]

At times he got her signals crossed

 

[subdued_passion]

At times he got her signals crossed
(a small price for witty riposte)

 

[travelmate2002]

At times he got her signals crossed
(a small price for witty riposte)
for her curries were tasty

 

[subdued_passion]

At times he got her signals crossed
(a small price for witty riposte)
for her curries were tasty
her approach rather zesty

 

[travelmate2002]

At times he got her signals crossed
(a small price for witty riposte)
for her curries were tasty
her approach rather zesty
he loved her pearly whites, well flossed.

 

[subdued_passion]

Presumptions can bring us some glee,

 

[travelmate2002]

Presumptions can bring us some glee,
else we get lost in this melee

 

[Lia Monde]

Presumptions can bring us some glee,
else we get lost in this melee
she presumed him quite willing

 

[travelmate2002]

Presumptions can bring us some glee,
else we get lost in this melee
she presumed him quite willing
to do all her bidding

 

[weespanner]

Presumptions can bring us some glee,
else we get lost in this melee
she presumed him quite willing
to do all her bidding
But he bent her over his knee

 

[andy_charles]

When filming the new 50 shades

 

[weespanner]

When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids

 

[andy_charles]

When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids
They did it for real

 

[munch2much]

When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids
He pulled her head back

 

[weespanner]

When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids
They did it for real
She started to squeal



When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids
He pulled her head back
And fingered her crack

 

[andy_charles]

When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids
They did it for real
She started to squeal



When filming the new 50 shades
The actor grabbed hold of her braids
He pulled her head back
And fingered her crack

It had been years since she'd been laid