Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[weespanner]

The trouser snake succumbed to her charms
And wrapped itself round both her arms
Enough for two gals
And one of their pals

Hey Cymru x

 

[Cymru6969]

The trouser snake succumbed to her charms
And wrapped itself round both her arms
Enough for two gals
And one of their pals
You'll only see bigger on farms

 

[Cymru6969]

Her orgasm made her pass out

 

[subdued_passion]

Her orgasm made her pass out
Dehydration, without a doubt.

 

[Cymru6969]

Her orgasm made her pass out
Dehydration, without a doubt.
Revived with a spritz

 

[subdued_passion]

Her orgasm made her pass out
Dehydration, without a doubt.
Revived with a spritz
of his manly jizz

 

[weespanner]

Her orgasm made her pass out
Dehydration, without a doubt.
Revived with a spritz
of his manly jizz
And ending her terrible drought

 

[Cymru6969]

Her orgasm made her pass out
Dehydration, without a doubt.
Revived with a spritz
of his manly jizz
And ending her terrible drought

Favuloso!!

The pillow could not stifle her

 

[weespanner]

The pillow could not stifle her
She was spitting feathers and fur

 

[subdued_passion]

Favuloso!!

The pillow could not stifle her

Was he trying to erotically asphyxiate her?



The pillow could not stifle her
She was spitting feathers and fur
But her pleasure peak'd

 

[Cymru6969]

Was he trying to erotically asphyxiate her?

More like muffling her own shrieking so as not to alarm the neighbours


The pillow could not stifle her
She was spitting feathers and fur
But her pleasure peak'd
And the old bed squeaked

 

[weespanner]

The pillow could not stifle her
She was spitting feathers and fur
But her pleasure peaked
And the old bed squeaked
Cos his arse was nowt but a blur

 

[subdued_passion]

Was he trying to erotically asphyxiate her?

More like muffling her own shrieking so as not to alarm the neighbours

That's inconsiderate! What's the neighbour gonna think about while waxing his carrot?


Her screaming drove her neighbours wild,

 

[Cymru6969]

Her screaming drove her neighbours wild
A criminal complaint was filed

 

[subdued_passion]

Her screaming drove her neighbours wild
A criminal complaint was filed
They said she'd moan aloud

 

[Cymru6969]

Her screaming drove her neighbours wild
A criminal complaint was filed
They said she'd moan aloud
When her cunt was plowed

 

[subdued_passion]

When her cunt was plowed

Again with the painful imagery.


Her screaming drove her neighbours wild
A criminal complaint was filed
They said she'd moan aloud
When her cunt was plowed
Begging to have her throat defiled.

 

[Cymru6969]

She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep

 

[weespanner]

She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep
When choosing a vibe don't buy cheap!

 

[Cymru6969]

She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep
When choosing a vibe don't buy cheap!
The Pound Shop? No more!!

 

[subdued_passion]

Cymru numbers you got a real problem I'm beginning to suspect.


She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep
When choosing a vibe don't buy cheap!
The Pound Shop? No more!!
Your cunt won't be sore.

 

[weespanner]

She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep
When choosing a vibe don't buy cheap!
The Pound Shop? No more!!
Your cunt won't be sore
If you buy a rabbit or sheep

 

[Ginmill72]

She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep
When choosing a vibe don't buy cheap!
The Pound Shop? No more!!
Your cunt won't be sore
If you buy a rabbit or sheep
Tears of joy you will weep

 

[subdued_passion]

She shrieked in pain, her cunt stretched deep
When choosing a vibe don't buy cheap!
The Pound Shop? No more!!
Your cunt won't be sore
If you buy a rabbit or sheep
Tears of joy you will weep

Oh yes I did... Especially thinking of what comes next now.
:caning:

 

[border_humper]

A top-of-the-line vibe she did buy.