Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Just on the border of 'Slutdom',
She tormented and teased yet felt it was fun,
she never let go
Rubbed, till it was sore

 

[travelmate2002]

Just on the border of 'Slutdom',
She tormented and teased yet felt it was fun,
she never let go
Rubbed, till it was sore
that just about cured her boredom.

 

[subdued_passion]

Writing lim'ricks can be rather dull,

 

[travelmate2002]

Writing lim'ricks can be rather dull,
if for words you have to mull

 

[subdued_passion]

Writing lim'ricks can be rather dull,
if for words you have to mull.
No rhyme, no reason,

 

[travelmate2002]

Writing lim'ricks can be rather dull,
if for words you have to mull.
No rhyme, no reason,
could well be the season

 

[subdued_passion]

Writing lim'ricks can be rather dull,
if for words you have to mull.
No rhyme, no reason,
could well be the season.
Anything to break from this lull.

 

[travelmate2002]

It was then she met Billy Bob

 

[sweet_tease]

It was then she met Billy Bob
All at once she started to sob

 

[travelmate2002]

It was then she met Billy Bob
All at once she started to sob
'Nothing personal', she said

 

[sweet_tease]

It was then she met Billy Bob
All at once she started to sob
"Nothing personal", she said
"Just thoughts going through my head"

 

[travelmate2002]

It was then she met Billy Bob
All at once she started to sob
"Nothing personal", she said
"Just thoughts going through my head"
then she started to fondle his knob.

 

[Cymru6969]

She eyed his bulge at work one day

 

[sweet_tease]

She eyed his bulge at work one day
With a sudden urge she wanted to play

 

[subdued_passion]

She eyed his bulge at work one day
With a sudden urge she wanted to play
She dropped to her knees,

 

[GauchoMan]

She eyed his bulge at work one day
With a sudden urge she wanted to play
She dropped to her knees,
and without so much as a please,


* Hey Kettle !

 

[subdued_passion]

* Hey Kettle !

*waves back* Hey there cowboy!




She eyed his bulge at work one day
With a sudden urge she wanted to play
She dropped to her knees,
and without so much as a please,
sucked his cock. To hell with foreplay!

 

[PrurientProf]

While sojourning up at the lake

 

[andy_charles]

While sojourning up at the lake
I heard an orgasm fake

 

[subdued_passion]

While sojourning up at the lake
I heard an orgasm fake.
Moaning and grunting,

 

[andy_charles]

While sojourning up at the lake
I heard an orgasm fake.
Moaning and grunting,
Amongst all the bunting

 

[weespanner]

While sojourning up at the lake
I heard an orgasm fake.
Moaning and grunting,
Amongst all the bunting
While playing 'hide the trouser snake'

 

[subdued_passion]

The trouser snake succumbed to her charms

 

[weespanner]

The trouser snake succumbed to her charms
And wrapped itself round both her arms

 

[Cymru6969]

The trouser snake succumbed to her charms
And wrapped itself round both her arms
Enough for two gals

Good evening