Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

So excited, he soiled his pants!
Grinding far too hard while they danced
Pelvis to pelvis across the floor
Left him wanting more and more
leaving him with an awkward stance

 

[Midnight_Man]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking all alone

 

[ga400us]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking all alone
Searching the woods for someone to bone

 

[weespanner]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking all alone
Searching the woods for someone to bone
A wolf sauntered by

 

[Midnight_Man]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking all alone
Searching the woods for someone to bone
A wolf sauntered by
He howled and said 'Hi."

 

[weespanner]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking all alone
Searching the woods for someone to bone
A wolf sauntered by
He howled and said 'Hi,"
She smiled and said "My how you've grown!"

 

[Midnight_Man]

She was blonde with blue eyes

 

[LoveToLurk]

She was blonde with blue eyes
And had milky white thighs

 

[Lia Monde]

She was blonde with blue eyes
And had milky white thighs
A tight mini-skirt

 

[Sprydle]

She was blonde with blue eyes
And had milky white thighs
A tight mini-skirt
and one sexy minded flirt

 

[Lia Monde]

She was blonde with blue eyes
And had milky white thighs
A tight mini-skirt
and one sexy minded flirt
And a sway to make men feel alive.

 

[Sprydle]

She talks with her body

 

[Lia Monde]

She talks with her body
And knows she's a hottie

 

[Sprydle]

She talks with her body
And knows she's a hottie
Never one to be slutty

 

[Lia Monde]

She talks with her body
And knows she's a hottie
Never one to be slutty
Yet, not a bit stuffy

 

[travelmate2002]

She talks with her body
And knows she's a hottie
Never one to be slutty
Yet, not a bit stuffy
willing to handle one, two or three.

 

[Cymru6969]

She works for Sluts Without Borders

 

[Adre]

She works for Sluts Without Borders
Been known to lay down for quarters

 

[Cymru6969]

She works for Sluts Without Borders
Been known to lay down for quarters
But when she's in France

 

[subdued_passion]

She works for Sluts Without Borders
Been known to lay down for quarters
But when she's in France
charges en avance

 

[Cymru6969]

She works for Sluts Without Borders
Been known to lay down for quarters
But when she's in France
charges en avance
And complies with all your orders

 

[subdued_passion]

Just on the border of 'Slutdom',

 

[Sprydle]

Just on the border of 'Slutdom',
She tormented and teased yet felt it was fun,

 

[munch2much]

She talks with her body
And knows she's a hottie
She lay on her back

 

[travelmate2002]

Just on the border of 'Slutdom',
She tormented and teased yet felt it was fun,
she never let go