Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Ruth longed to be loved for her mind
but male eyes were on her shapely behind
To divert, she quoted a sonnet

 

[travelmate2002]

Ruth longed to be loved for her mind
but male eyes were on her shapely behind
To divert, she quoted a sonnet
ending with a rhyming couplet

 

[subdued_passion]

Ruth longed to be loved for her mind
but male eyes were on her shapely behind
To divert, she quoted a sonnet
ending with a rhyming couplet.
But to skip that ass, you'd have to be blind!

 

[troubledone]

Ruth longed to be loved for her mind
but male eyes were on her shapely behind
To divert, she quoted a sonnet
ending with a rhyming couplet.
But to skip that ass, you'd have to be blind!

Others said even the blind could not resist her behind

 

[travelmate2002]

Others said even the blind could not resist her behind
they felt with their hands and were inclined

 

[subdued_passion]

Others said even the blind could not resist her behind
they felt with their hands and were inclined
To grope and to grab

 

[travelmate2002]

Others said even the blind could not resist her behind
they felt with their hands and were inclined
To grope and to grab
and then slyly dab

 

[troubledone]

Others said even the blind could not resist her behind
they felt with their hands and were inclined
To grope and to grab
and then slyly dab

The wet maw besides this awesome behind

 

[subdued_passion]

The wet maw besides this awesome behind

He he he... annoying as you are, you have your moments.


A smutty old lord in Honk Kong,

 

[troubledone]

He he he... annoying as you are, you have your moments.


A smutty old lord in Honk Kong,

Closer to the maw or wang

 

[travelmate2002]

A smutty old lord in Honk Kong
used to often play ping pong

 

[troubledone]

A smutty old lord in Honk Kong
used to often play ping pong

With his smelly wong dong

 

[subdued_passion]

Why do the limerick squad not come down upon the smutty lord's ass? I smell bias (among other things).

With his smelly wong dong

A smutty old lord in Honk Kong
used to often play ping pong
With his smelly wong dong
in ways that were wrong!

 

[travelmate2002]

A smutty old lord in Honk Kong
used to often play ping pong
With his smelly wong dong
in ways that were wrong!
wish he had stuck to just mahjong!

 

[troubledone]

A smutty old lord in Honk Kong
used to often play ping pong
With his smelly wong dong
in ways that were wrong!
wish he had stuck to just mahjong!

For the wet maw was wearing a sarong

 

[subdued_passion]

A smutty old lord in Honk Kong
used to often play ping pong
With his smelly wong dong
in ways that were wrong!
wish he had stuck to just mahjong!

*High fives travelmate*



Why is it that some men persist,

 

[subdued_passion]

For the wet maw was wearing a sarong

For the wet maw was wearing a sarong
That did little to hide her thong.

 

[troubledone]

For the wet maw was wearing a sarong
That did little to hide her thong.

that parted butt like a diphthong

 

[travelmate2002]

Why is it that some men persist,
to see how long she can resist

 

[troubledone]

Why is it that some men persist,
to see how long she can resist

In her moaning they assist

 

[subdued_passion]

For the wet maw was wearing a sarong
That did little to hide her thong.
that parted butt like a diphthong
If you don't quit this awful song,
I'm gonna fuck you with a beer bong!

And I'll make sure you don't like it Smutty One!




Why is it that some men persist,
to see how long she can resist
In her moaning they assist
Urging with a fist

 

[troubledone]

For the wet maw was wearing a sarong
That did little to hide her thong.
that parted butt like a diphthong
If you don't quit this awful song,
I'm gonna fuck you with a beer bong!

And I'll make sure you don't like it Smutty One!




Why is it that some men persist,
to see how long she can resist
In her moaning they assist
Urging with a fist

hard shove and twist

 

[travelmate2002]

The lines above simply did not fit

 

[subdued_passion]

The lines above simply did not fit.
Wasn't it a crime to commit,

 

[travelmate2002]

The lines above simply did not fit.
Wasn't it a crime to commit,
so now set it right