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[Adre]

While dining alone, the young man
Said, "Bartender! A black and tan."
A lady came over

 

[Cymru6969]

While dining alone, the young man
Said, "Bartender! A black and tan."
A lady came over
Who hailed from Dover

 

[Adre]

While dining alone, the young man
Said, "Bartender! A black and tan."
A lady came over
Who hailed from Dover
And started to tell me her plan

 

[Jett_73]

While dining alone, the young man
Said, "Bartender! A black and tan."
A lady came over
Who hailed from Dover
And started to tell me her plan

She said, "I'll tell you what I think."

 

[Cymru6969]

She said, "I'll tell you what I think."
"But you must first buy me a drink."

 

[Jett_73]

She said, "I'll tell you what I think."
"But you must first buy me a drink."
So after a few

 

[ga400us]

She said, "I'll tell you what I think."
"But you must first buy me a drink."
So after a few
With courage renewed

 

[Adre]

She said, "I'll tell you what I think."
"But you must first buy me a drink."
So after a few
With courage renewed
I put my lips to her pink

 

[whalee1]

I saw what I thought was a toad

 

[Cymru6969]

I saw what I thought was a toad
Right there on the side of the road

 

[o_so_wet]

I saw what I thought was a toad
Right there on the side of the road
He wore a top hat

 

[Cymru6969]

I saw what I thought was a toad
Right there on the side of the road
He wore a top hat
A cock like a bat

 

[o_so_wet]

I saw what I thought was a toad
Right there on the side of the road
He wore a top hat
A cock like a bat
For such a small croaker, it was quite a load !

 

[Cymru6969]

Kiss me now and watch me grow

 

[o_so_wet]

Kiss me now and watch me grow
Ok, as long as it's not all show

 

[Cymru6969]

Kiss me now and watch me grow
Ok, as long as it's not all show
Poof! I'm a prince now

 

[Adre]

Kiss me now and watch me grow
Ok, as long as it's not all show
Poof! I'm a prince now
You I will soon plow

 

[Jett_73]

Kiss me now and watch me grow
Ok, as long as it's not all show
Poof! I'm a prince now
You I will soon plow
Be you mother, maiden or ho.

 

[Cymru6969]

Hah! Nicely done, Jett

The prince's wife flashed her boobs

 

[Jett_73]

The prince's wife flashed her boobs
To the delight of the newbs

 

[Cymru6969]

The prince's wife flashed her boobs
To the delight of the newbs
Not much to see, really

 

[Jett_73]

The prince's wife flashed her boobs
To the delight of the newbs
Not much to see, really
Not much of a meal-y

 

[weespanner]

The prince's wife flashed her boobs
To the delight of the newbs
Not much to see, really
Not much of a meal-y
but at least she'd trimmed her pubes

 

[Cymru6969]

The prince's wife flashed her boobs
To the delight of the newbs
Not much to see, really
Not much of a meal-y
but at least she'd trimmed her pubes

A shrubbery. Not too dear!

 

[Adre]

A shrubbery. Not too dear!
Beneath her panties so sheer