Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

My buddy and I swapped our wives
We'd dreamed all our married lives
Of neighborly erotic joys
And other sexual ploys
But, in fact, she gave me the hives

 

[o_so_wet]

Too bad cuz my wife seemed to really enjoy it

 

[Lia Monde]

Too bad cuz my wife seemed to really enjoy it
After treatment, he tried again her legs to split

 

[o_so_wet]

Too bad cuz my wife seemed to really enjoy it
After treatment, he tried again her legs to split
But she was stiff as a board

 

[Lia Monde]

Too bad cuz my wife seemed to really enjoy it
After treatment, he tried again her legs to split
But she was stiff as a board
So he went to watch his wife get whored

 

[o_so_wet]

Too bad cuz my wife seemed to really enjoy it
After treatment, he tried again her legs to split
But she was stiff as a board
So he went to watch his wife get whored
And laughed when instead of swallowing she spit.

 

[Jett_73]

Too bad cuz my wife seemed to really enjoy it
After treatment, he tried again her legs to split
But she was stiff as a board
So he went to watch his wife get whored
And laughed when instead of swallowing she spit.

Ah, the sensitive type of man, huh?

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He laughed so hard that he choked

 

[o_so_wet]

He laughed so hard that he choked
And his face turned so red it smoked

 

[Jett_73]

He laughed so hard that he choked
And his face turned so red it smoked
She slapped his ass hard

(that's an interesting variation on the Heimlich Maneuver )

 

[o_so_wet]

He laughed so hard that he choked
And his face turned so red it smoked
She slapped his ass hard
leaving it scarred

 

[EbersMoll]

He laughed so hard that he choked
And his face turned so red it smoked
She slapped his ass hard
leaving it scarred
But he breathed again when she poked

 

[Jett_73]

He laughed so hard that he choked
And his face turned so red it smoked
She slapped his ass hard
leaving it scarred
But he breathed again when she poked

LOL.

A priceless look on his face

 

[Adre]

A priceless look on his face
As her fingers went into that place

 

[whalee1]

A priceless look on his face
As her fingers went into that place
His eyes rolled around

 

[Jett_73]

A priceless look on his face
As her fingers went into that place
His eyes rolled around
And bulged when she found

 

[Adre]

A priceless look on his face
As her fingers went into that place
His eyes rolled around
While he writhed on the ground

 

[EbersMoll]

A priceless look on his face
As her fingers went into that place
His eyes rolled around
And bulged when she found
That spray can of chemical mace

A priceless look on his face
As her fingers went into that place
His eyes rolled around
While he writhed on the ground
And she filled his mouth with panties of lace

 

[whalee1]

I once met a girl on the prowl

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

in period, not wearing a towel

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

I once met a girl on the prowl
in period, not wearing a towel

 

[Lia Monde]

I once met a girl on the prowl
in period, not wearing a towel
Still hot for a tryst

 

[Cymru6969]

I once met a girl on the prowl
in period, not wearing a towel
Still hot for a tryst
I had to insist

 

[Adre]

I once met a girl on the prowl
in period, not wearing a towel
Still hot for a tryst
I had to insist
" pinch my nose, you're smelling quite foul!"

 

[whalee1]

While dining alone, the young man

 

[Cymru6969]

While dining alone, the young man
Said, "Bartender! A black and tan."