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[GiggLeGasm]

Her eyes, they shine like diamonds
Her tits were paid for with huge funds
Her pussy is shaved
Her future is paved

 

[mysterydrink]

Her eyes, they shine like diamonds
Her tits were paid for with huge funds
Her pussy is shaved
Her future is paved

With me tryna impress her with my guns

 

[tericloth]

Lisa and Mary went swimming

 

[mysterydrink]

Lisa and Mary went swimming

Just when the sunlight was dimming

 

[Jett_73]

.....

 

[tericloth]

Lisa and Mary went swimming
Just when the sunlight was dimming
Naked they swam

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lisa and Mary went swimming
Just when the sunlight was dimming
Naked they swam
And up snuck Sam

 

[Jett_73]

Lisa and Mary went swimming
Just when the sunlight was dimming
Naked they swam
And up snuck Sam
For a grope, hoping for rimming

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sam and his buddy were shocked

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
The girls had their cocks blocked

 

[ga400us]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
From the lake they ran off half-cocked

 

[Jett_73]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
The girls had their cocks blocked
Rebounding in fright

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
From the lake they ran off half-cocked
On the dark path

 

[o_so_wet]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
From the lake they ran off half-cocked
On the dark path
Where they met the girls' wrath

 

[Cymru6969]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
The girls had their cocks blocked
Rebounding in fright
They saw such a sight

 

[o_so_wet]

Sam and his buddy were shocked
The girls had their cocks blocked
Rebounding in fright
They saw such a sight
In their minds the vision was locked.

 

[mysterydrink]

I knew this li'l R&B singer

 

[weespanner]

I knew this li'l R&B singer
whose wife was a bit of a swinger

 

[o_so_wet]

I knew this li'l R&B singer
whose wife was a bit of a swinger
The key bowl was always full

 

[weespanner]

I knew this li'l R&B singer
whose wife was a bit of a swinger
The key bowl was always full
when she was on the pull

 

[mysterydrink]

I knew this li'l R&B singer
whose wife was a bit of a swinger
The key bowl was always full
when she was on the pull
And so was she, with my finger!

 

[Adre]

My buddy and I swapped our wives

 

[Jett_73]

My buddy and I swapped our wives
We'd dreamed all our married lives

 

[Lia Monde]

My buddy and I swapped our wives
We'd dreamed all our married lives
Of neighborly erotic joys

 

[Adre]

My buddy and I swapped our wives
We'd dreamed all our married lives
Of neighborly erotic joys
And other sexual ploys