Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EbersMoll]

A little bit harder, she cried
So I girded my loins and just tried
She suckled my chin
I was about to give in

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A little bit harder, she cried
So I girded my loins and just tried
She suckled my chin
I was about to give in
But she begged me to continue to ride

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm about to go into the shower

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm about to go into the shower
To wash my delicate flower

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm about to go into the shower
To wash my delicate flower
The petals I'll tease

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm about to go into the shower
To wash my delicate flower
The petals I'll tease
(don't stop, baby.. please)

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm about to go into the shower
To wash my delicate flower
The petals I'll tease
(don't stop, baby.. please)
Just wait 'til we turn up the power!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It was hot and sticky and sweet

 

[EbersMoll]

It was hot and sticky and sweet
That cake for his birthday treat

 

[mysterydrink]

It was hot and sticky and sweet

It was sprayed from her lips to her feet

 

[tericloth]

It was hot and sticky and sweet
That cake for his birthday treat
I blew out the candle

 

[EbersMoll]

It was hot and sticky and sweet
That cake for his birthday treat
I blew out the candle
And grasped the handle

 

[mysterydrink]

It was hot and sticky and sweet
That cake for his birthday treat
I blew out the candle
(Or was it his handle?)

 

[tericloth]

It was hot and sticky and sweet
That cake for his birthday treat
I blew out the candle
(Or was it his handle?)
At least there's something to eat

 

[mysterydrink]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles

 

[whalee1]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
The way that they fall never rankles

 

[tericloth]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
Her wrists were chained to her bed poles

 

[mysterydrink]

Slant rhyming, eh? I like you.

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
Her wrists were chained to her bed poles
Her hair in my fist

 

[ga400us]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
The way that they fall never rankles

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
The way that they fall never rankles
A prize displayed

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
Her wrists were chained to her bed poles
Her hair in my fist

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
Her wrists were chained to her bed poles
Her hair in my fist
Given a twist

 

[mysterydrink]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
Her wrists were chained to her bed poles
Her hair in my fist
Given a twist
Had her in tears and in tangles

 

[Adre]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
The way that they fall never rankles
A prize displayed
Attention is paid

 

[ga400us]

Her panties were 'round both her ankles
The way that they fall never rankles
A prize displayed
Attention is paid
And so are the madams at the brothels

 

[ga400us]

Her eyes, they shine like diamonds

 

[tericloth]

Her eyes, they shine like diamonds
Her tits were paid for with huge funds

 

[Adre]

Her eyes, they shine like diamonds
Her tits were paid for with huge funds
Her pussy is shaved