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The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Pinochle tonight?




BTW - Nice finishes there Teri
Agreed. Nice twofer!
 
The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Get your own freakin drink
she said with a wink




The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Pinochle tonight?
Beats another fight
 
The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Get your own freakin drink
she said with a wink
Then eat me she said with a lear



The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Pinochle tonight?
Beats another fight
A tounge lashing is soon to be here
 
The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Get your own freakin drink
she said with a wink
So it was for poor King Lear




The bloom is off the rose dear
So go fetch me another beer
Pinochle tonight?
Beats another fight
Later, a poke in the rear?
 
The harem girls started to fight
It was the most erotic of sights
With claws like cats
They scurry like rats
 
The harem girls started to fight
It was the most erotic of sights
With claws like cats
They scurry like rats
And go at it most of the night
 
I suggested we try the back seat
Where there's plenty of room for our feet
I stripped myself bare
And he grabbed my hair
 
Teri and Jett disappeared
Turns out it was just what I feared
Oh, well, carry on
 
Teri and Jett disappeared
Turns out it was just what I feared
Oh, well, carry on
Oh! Found Teri's thong!
 
Teri and Jett disappeared
Turns out it was just what I feared
Oh, well, carry on
Oh! Found Teri's thong!
Discarded when Jett reamed her rear
 
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