Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Cymru6969]

While walking from school in the rain
she took off her coat once again
Wet nipples exposed
her blouse she un-closed
Stopping traffic at Center & Main

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

while adjusting her pieces and bits

 

[JonnyD1]

while adjusting her pieces and bits
an older man gawked at her firm shapely tits

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

while adjusting her pieces and bits
an older man gawked at her firm shapely tits
with his hand in his pocket

 

[weespanner]

while adjusting her pieces and bits
an older man gawked at her firm shapely tits
with his hand in his pocket
he was stroking his rocket

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

What an unfortunate time for the shits

 

[JonnyD1]

while adjusting her pieces and bits
an older man gawked at her firm shapely tits
with his hand in his pocket
he was stroking his rocket
and liftoff nearly drove her out of her wits

 

[Adre]

It is a stunning day at the beach

 

[TomBoner]

It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach

 

[Adre]

It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach
In a teensy bikini

 

[tericloth]

It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach
Her toes in the sand

 

[AbsintheFather]

It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach
In a teensy bikini
eyeing my weenie



It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach
Her toes in the sand
she lent me her hand

 

[Fractured_Soul]

It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach
In a teensy bikini
eyeing my weenie
I truly wonder what's left to teach



It is a stunning day at the beach
I see a fine looking girl ... really a peach
Her toes in the sand
she lent me her hand
Yet sadly I was quite beyond reach

 

[tericloth]

I reached for the stars and I caught one.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I reached for the stars and I caught one.
But then the S.O.B. tried to run

 

[tericloth]

I reached for the stars and I caught one.
But then the S.O.B. tried to run
A D-list has been

 

[AbsintheFather]

I reached for the stars and I caught one.
But then the S.O.B. tried to run
A D-list has been
Tackled on his chin

 

[Jett_73]

I reached for the stars and I caught one.
But then the S.O.B. tried to run
A D-list has been
Tackled on his chin
I guess he's better than none.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

A long time ago in a forest

 

[AbsintheFather]

A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist

 

[TomBoner]

A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
She smelled like petunia's

 

[Cymru6969]

A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
Her tulips were pink

 

[tericloth]

A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
She smelled like petunia's
All nipples and tata's

 

[AbsintheFather]

A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
She smelled like petunia's
And said "I'll moonya"


A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
Her tulips were pink
And had nice stink

 

[tericloth]

A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
She smelled like petunia's
And said "I'll moonya"
My ass is simply the best


A long time ago in a forest
I got naked with a florist
Her tulips were pink
And had nice stink
Her stems, on them I did fest