Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

The smile maker lady was iridescent

 

[o_so_wet]

The smile maker lady was iridescent
Gossamer wings, she was heaven sent

 

[Lia Monde]

The smile maker lady was iridescent
Gossamer wings, she was heaven sent
On the beach she was bound

 

[Fractured_Soul]

The smile maker lady was iridescent
Gossamer wings, she was heaven sent
On the beach she was bound
Breast and bum nice and round

 

[o_so_wet]

The smile maker lady was iridescent
Gossamer wings, she was heaven sent
On the beach she was bound
Breast and bum nice and round
When Neptune was done, she was totally spent.

 

[Lia Monde]

The polygamist from Salt Lake got bored

 

[o_so_wet]

The polygamist from Salt Lake got bored
Instead of 10 wives he just wanted two whores.

 

[Jett_73]

The polygamist from Salt Lake got bored
Instead of 10 wives he just wanted two whores.
Let's make it a dozen

 

[whalee1]

The polygamist from Salt Lake got bored
Instead of 10 wives he just wanted two whores.
Let's make it a dozen
And no buns in the oven

 

[Jett_73]

The polygamist from Salt Lake got bored
Instead of 10 wives he just wanted two whores.
Let's make it a dozen
And no buns in the oven
Just a regular smorgasbord.

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl from Bombay

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

There once was a girl from Bombay
who enjoyed sucking all day

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl from Bombay
who enjoyed sucking all day
No, not lollipops

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

There once was a girl from Bombay
who enjoyed sucking all day
No, not lollipops
Just swollen penis tops

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl from Bombay
who enjoyed sucking all day
No, not lollipops
Just swollen penis tops
She did it for fun with no pay

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Blodwyn the girl with big tits

 

[TomBoner]

Blodwyn the girl with big tits
was pretty ... except for her zits

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Blodwyn the girl with big tits
was pretty ... except for her zits
The spots were a pain

 

[weespanner]

Blodwyn the girl with big tits
was pretty ... except for her zits
The spots were a pain
when it started to rain

 

[Cymru6969]

Blodwyn the girl with big tits
was pretty ... except for her zits
The spots were a pain
when it started to rain
Puberty is just the pits!

 

[whalee1]

While walking from school in the rain

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

While walking from school in the rain
she took off her coat once again

 

[Cymru6969]

While walking from school in the rain
she took off her coat once again
Wet nipples exposed

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

While walking from school in the rain
she took off her coat once again
Wet nipples exposed
her blouse she un-closed

 

[whalee1]

While walking from school in the rain
she took off her coat once again
Wet nipples exposed
So, the rest of her clothes