Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[whalee1]

In Like Flynn...

Nice, EM.

 

[tericloth]

Nice, EM.

Ebers is good at this game

 

[TomBoner]

Ebers is good at this game
if he warn't it wouldn't be the same

 

[tericloth]

Ebers is good at this game
if he warn't it wouldn't be the same
He has a quick wit

 

[Englandboy2]

Ebers is good at this game
if he warn't it wouldn't be the same
He has a quick wit
As he's quick to admit

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ebers is good at this game
if he warn't it wouldn't be the same
He has a quick wit
As he's quick to admit
That if it's bad, it's Adre to blame

 

[Englandboy2]

Having sex with twins left me drained

 

[Jett_73]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained

 

[Adre]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
My cock in a splint

 

[Cymru6969]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
A good night I'd say

 

[Jett_73]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
A good night I'd say
It lasted 'till day

 

[AbsintheFather]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
A good night I'd say
But only if they



Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
My cock in a splint
And not even a hint

 

[AbsintheFather]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
A good night I'd say
It lasted 'till day
But I think my pecker is sprained

 

[Cymru6969]

Having sex with twins left me drained
And the sheets quite badly stained
My cock in a splint
And not even a hint
Of scars where my wrists were chained

 

[Lia Monde]

"What's your party?" the pol asked the whore

 

[whalee1]

"What's your party?" the pol asked the whore
"Are you here to fuck, or be a bore?"

 

[Lia Monde]

"What's your party?" the pol asked the whore
"Are you here to fuck, or be a bore?"
"Curious on your favorite positions."

 

[whalee1]

"What's your party?" the pol asked the whore
"Are you here to fuck, or be a bore?"
"Curious on your favorite positions."
"On all fours is my admission."

 

[Lia Monde]

"What's your party?" the pol asked the whore
"Are you here to fuck, or be a bore?"
"Curious on your favorite positions."
"On all fours is my admission."
So he mounted her on Congress' floor.

 

[whalee1]

:d....

 

[whalee1]

The lady on the flying trapeze

 

[Lia Monde]

The lady on the flying trapeze
Could contort her body with ease

 

[whalee1]

The lady on the flying trapeze
Could contort her body with ease
While up in the air

 

[Adre]

The lady on the flying trapeze
Could contort her body with ease
While up in the air
Her ass she would bare

 

[kendra1980]

The lady on the flying trapeze
Could contort her body with ease
While up in the air
Her ass she would bare
and all the male audience pleased