Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

This made him think of another plan
so he watched her fuck with a hu-man
but he was no match

 

[weespanner]

This made him think of another plan
so he watched her fuck with a hu-man
but he was no match
not even a scratch

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

For the slutty Bi-atch

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

oops
,

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

This made him think of another plan
so he watched her fuck with a hu-man
but he was no match
not even a scratch
so he fucked off home in his van

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Weespanner Likes it sometimes

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner Likes it sometimes
to make up a sentence that rhymes

 

[Jett_73]

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes

(here's hoping anyway )

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Weespanner Likes it sometimes
to make up a sentence that rhymes
but if she can't get it

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes
so Jett tried his best

 

[Jett_73]

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes
So Jett tried his best
And put to the test

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner Likes it sometimes
to make up a sentence that rhymes
but if she can't get it
then she will cry 'oh shit!'

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes
so Jett tried his best
and put her to the test

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Weespanner Likes it sometimes
to make up a sentence that rhymes
but if she can't get it
then she will cry 'oh shit!
and practice and practice her lines

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Sorry jet, missed that one

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes
So Jett tried his best
And put to the test
his most seductive lines

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes
So Jett tried his best
And put to the test
a pic of his chest in his prime

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Jet was Terribly hard

 

[whalee1]

Jet was Terribly hard
As he stood in his neighbor's back yard

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Jet was Terribly hard
As he stood in his neighbor's back yard
A poor peeping Tom

 

[Englandboy2]

Jet was Terribly hard
As he stood in his neighbor's back yard
A poor peeping Tom
Spied on a Sub and her Dom

 

[AbsintheFather]

Jet was Terribly hard
As he stood in his neighbor's back yard
A poor peeping Tom
Spied on a Sub and her Dom
'Til the cop caught him totally off-guard

 

[Jett_73]

Weespanner likes it sometimes
When men seduce her with rhymes
So Jett tried his best
And put to the test
a pic of his chest in his prime

LOL. Have you been searching through my old posts Spanner?

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Now Jett was rather alarmed

 

[TomBoner]

Now Jett was rather alarmed
thinking the pic would have charmed

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Now Jett was rather alarmed
thinking the pic would have charmed
but she was forewarned

 

[Cymru6969]

Now Jett was rather alarmed
thinking the pic would have charmed
but she was forewarned
that devil, two-horned