Young Mable was, indeed, quite able
Even tho her mind was not very stable
her hands quite dextrous
and always so amorous
an ejaculation she could always enable!
I stepped into my outdoor shower
After last night, to soap and scour
I realized with dread
That stuck to my head
Was some bird crap I scrubbed out with power
I'm missing the OP, it's Arty
he's a must have at every party
I miss our fun lunches
and his sexual hunches
and laughing so well and so hearty
*Arty, if you look in here, I love you and miss you and am going to come find you tomorrow b ecause....I'm coming to a city near you this weekend. Let's do lunch*
The Princess was abducted by dragons
Who left her chained nude in the wagons
The cold stiffened her nips
And tightened her hips
So they gave her something to gag on.