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[whalee1]

Maggie's masturbation might madden her mate
In front of the telly when she's up so late
only watching the news
In her come-fuck-me shoes

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Maggie's masturbation might madden her mate
In front of the telly when she's up so late
only watching the news
In her come-fuck-me shoes
she was offering sex on a plate

 

[Cymru6969]

While wanking to Pippa one day

 

[Adre]

While wanking to Pippa one day
I happened to find a new way

 

[Cymru6969]

While wanking to Pippa one day
I happened to find a new way
Tied my meat with twine

 

[leftie]

While wanking to Pippa one day
I happened to find a new way
Tied my meat with twine
It felt quite divine

 

[Cymru6969]

While wanking to Pippa one day
I happened to find a new way
Tied my meat with twine
It felt quite divine
Warning. Don't serve it flambé!

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl from Madrid

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a girl from Madrid
who'd go on 'dates' for a couple of quid

 

[VioletFlame]

There once was a girl from Madrid
who'd go on 'dates' for a couple of quid
Eager to earn

 

[kendra1980]

There once was a girl from Madrid
who'd go on 'dates' for a couple of quid
Eager to earn
and quit quick to learn

 

[Jett_73]

There once was a girl from Madrid
who'd go on 'dates' for a couple of quid
Eager to earn
And quit quick to learn
You'd be surprised at what she did.

(or maybe not)

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl from Madrid
who'd go on 'dates' for a couple of quid
Eager to earn
and quite quick to learn
She said that she wouldn't, but then did

 

[Jett_73]

There once was a girl from Madrid
who'd go on 'dates' for a couple of quid
Eager to earn
and quite quick to learn
She said that she wouldn't, but then did

She'd happily fuck or blow

 

[Englandboy2]

She'd happily fuck or blow
There's not much she doesn't know

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She'd happily fuck or blow
There's not much she doesn't know
theres not much about cock

 

[Jett_73]

......

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She'd happily fuck or blow
There's not much she doesn't know
theres not much about cock
that won't make her rock

 

[Englandboy2]

She'd happily fuck or blow
There's not much she doesn't know
theres not much about cock
that won't make her rock
As she watches them grow and grow

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

while bending over the table

 

[Adre]

while bending over the table
I saw right up the skirt of young Mable

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

while bending over the table
I saw right up the skirt of young Mable
her crack was so wide

 

[TomBoner]

while bending over the table
I saw right up the skirt of young Mable
her crack was so wide
that I said something snide

 

[o_so_wet]

while bending over the table
I saw right up the skirt of young Mable
her crack was so wide
that I said something snide
So she kicked me to show she was able.

 

[whalee1]

Young Mable was, indeed, quite able