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[Bad_Old_Man]

An explosive gust of man seed
One month's supply was suddenly freed
Oh my God said the blonde

 

[Adre]

]An explosive gust of man seed
One month's supply was suddenly freed
Oh my God said the blonde
That all came from your wand

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

An explosive gust of man seed
One month's supply was suddenly freed
Oh my God said the blonde
That all came from your wand
It frightened me so much, I peed

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

masturbating left handed

 

[Adre]

masturbating left handed
Is what my condition demanded

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

masturbating left handed
Is what my condition demanded
For a right handed wank

 

[Adre]

Masturbating left handed
Is what my condition demanded
For a right handed wank
My wrist cannot yank

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Masturbating left handed
Is what my condition demanded
For a right handed wank
My wrist cannot yank
It broke when i awkwardly landed

 

[weespanner]

The nurse soon made me feel better

 

[Adre]

The nurse soon made me feel better
I smiled as she just got wetter

 

[weespanner]

The nurse soon made me feel better
I smiled as she just got wetter
She sat on my lap

 

[Scrubber]

The nurse soon made me feel better
I smiled as she just got wetter
She sat on my lap
and gave me a fap

 

[Adre]

The nurse soon made me feel better
I smiled as she just got wetter
She sat on my lap
I slid into her trap

 

[weespanner]

The nurse soon made me feel better
I smiled as she just got wetter
She sat on my lap
I slid into her trap
She started to bounce and I let her

 

[Adre]

The nurse soon made me feel better
I smiled as she just got wetter
She sat on my lap
and gave me a fap
And I jizzed all over her sweater

 

[tericloth]

The Bard said it's time to rhyme

 

[Englandboy2]

The Bard said it's time to rhyme
He knew he was way past his prime

 

[Adre]

The Bard said it's time to rhyme
He knew he was way past his prime
He couldn't talk dirty

 

[AbsintheFather]

The Bard said it's time to rhyme
He knew he was way past his prime
He couldn't talk dirty
Or get too wordy

 

[Cymru6969]

The Bard said it's time to rhyme
He knew he was way past his prime
He couldn't talk dirty
Or get too wordy
It cut into his nap time

 

[Scrubber]

I sat in a steamy jacuzzi

 

[OxfordDon]

I sat in a steamy jacuzzi
Just my self and some floozy...

 

[Scrubber]

I sat in a steamy jacuzzi
Just my self and some floozy...
The dirty old tart

 

[Englandboy2]

I sat in a steamy jacuzzi
Just my self and some floozy...
The dirty old tart
With legs wide apart

 

[AbsintheFather]

I sat in a steamy jacuzzi
Just my self and some floozy...
The dirty old tart
With legs wide apart
My Pecker's not very choosy