Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[weespanner]

The panel concurred it was vile
But she was SO in denial
"My pussy is sweet!
- delicious to eat"

 

[VioletFlame]

The panel concurred it was vile
But she was SO in denial
"My pussy is sweet!
- delicious to eat"
Perhaps, but it smells like bile

 

[tericloth]

He walked to the top of the hill

 

[whalee1]

He walked to the top of the hill
And, there he found Jack doing Jill

 

[tericloth]

He walked to the top of the hill
And, there he found Jack doing Jill
Move over lad

 

[OxfordDon]

He walked to the top of the hill
And, there he found Jack doing Jill
Move over lad
Your technique's so bad!

 

[Adre]

He walked to the top of the hill
And, there he found Jack doing Jill
Move over lad
My turn to be bad

 

[Adre]

He walked to the top of the hill
And, there he found Jack doing Jill
Move over lad
Your technique's so bad!
I'll show you something of skill

 

[tericloth]

Skill is technique oft practiced

 

[EroticaJunction]

Skill is technique oft practiced
And my practice is often redacted

 

[Adre]

Skill is technique oft practiced
And my practice is often redacted
I need some luck

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Skill is technique oft practiced
And my practice is often redacted
I need some luck
My orgasm's stuck

 

[EbersMoll]

Skill is technique oft practiced
And my practice is often redacted
I need some luck
My orgasm's stuck
And that makes me very distracted

 

[VioletFlame]

Coffee is brewing and I am waiting

 

[OxfordDon]

Coffee is brewing and I am waiting
Come on chaps - no hesitating!

 

[VioletFlame]

Coffee is brewing and I am waiting
Come on chaps - no hesitating!
I said with a smile

 

[OxfordDon]

Coffee is brewing and I am waiting
Come on chaps - no hesitating!
I said with a smile
Let's play for a while

 

[Adre]

Coffee is brewing and I am waiting
Come on chaps - no hesitating!
I said with a smile
Let's play for a while
Otherwise I'm masturbating

(too easy, right?)

 

[TomBoner]

Masturbating should never be easy.

 

[Cymru6969]

Masturbating should never be easy.
But I get stiff when it is breezy

 

[Adre]

Masturbating should never be easy.
But I get stiff when it is breezy
Give me some wind

 

[Cymru6969]

Masturbating should never be easy.
But I get stiff when it is breezy
Give me some wind
Before I have sinned

 

[cliper2]

Masturbating should never be easy.
But I get stiff when it is breezy
Give me some wind
Before I have sinned
And that's enough to please me.

 

[Cymru6969]

An explosive gust of man seed

 

[AbsintheFather]

An explosive gust of man seed
One month's supply was suddenly freed