Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Englandboy2]

She's starting to look rather pale
She actually wears a veil
that covers her neck
But what the heck
that vampire is one sexy male!

Now she's joined the ranks of the undead

 

[kendra1980]

Now she's joined the ranks of the undead
her coffin she nows call a bed

 

[Cymru6969]

Now she's joined the ranks of the undead
her coffin she nows call a bed
It's built to fit two

Howdy, K

 

[kendra1980]

Now she's joined the ranks of the undead
her coffin she nows call a bed
It's built to fit two
and is velvet all through

*hello my sweetheart friend, I hope all is well with you *

 

[Cymru6969]

Now she's joined the ranks of the undead
her coffin she nows call a bed
It's built to fit two
and is velvet all through
With just enough room to give head

I am well and hope you are too!

 

[kendra1980]

The time for a licking is NOW.


*eh, it's ok, I'm off to the spa, have a lovely day sweet one*

 

[Cymru6969]

The time for a licking is NOW.
So drop your trousers and bow

 

[VioletFlame]

The time for a licking is NOW.
So drop your trousers and bow
Baring some skin

 

[Cymru6969]

The time for a licking is NOW.
So drop your trousers and bow
Baring some skin
It's a win-win

 

[Englandboy2]

The time for a licking is NOW.
So drop your trousers and bow
Baring some skin
It's a win-win
All you need is a little know-how.

 

[Scrubber]

I was out having tea with the vicar

 

[EbersMoll]

I was out having tea with the vicar
Whom I'd heard was a talented licker

 

[tericloth]

I was out having tea with the vicar
Whom I'd heard was a talented licker
Of sins I have many

 

[EbersMoll]

I was out having tea with the vicar
Whom I'd heard was a talented licker
Of sins I have many
Most with his wife Jenny

 

[tericloth]

I was out having tea with the vicar
Whom I'd heard was a talented licker
Of sins I have many
Most with his wife Jenny
Jenny says he will not dick her

 

[EbersMoll]

Which was a terrible waste

 

[tericloth]

Which was a terrible waste
Her pussy you just got to taste

 

[EbersMoll]

Which was a terrible waste
Her pussy you just got to taste
Her juice was pure nectar

 

[tericloth]

Which was a terrible waste
Her pussy you just got to taste
Her juice was pure nectar
I nibbled and sexed her

 

[EbersMoll]

Which was a terrible waste
Her pussy you just got to taste
Her juice was pure nectar
I nibbled and sexed her
And my tongue in her fluids did baste

 

[tericloth]

I orgasmed like never before

 

[EbersMoll]

I orgasmed like never before
like waves crashing over the shore

 

[Cymru6969]

I orgasmed like never before
like waves crashing over the shore
Convulsed in a spasm

 

[tericloth]

I orgasmed like never before
like waves crashing over the shore
Toes, they did curl

 

[EbersMoll]

I orgasmed like never before
like waves crashing over the shore
Toes, they did curl
As he stimulates your pink pearl