Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EbersMoll]

Escapism can be a real plus

 

[VioletFlame]

Escapism can be a real plus
Log in here, or take a bus?

 

[EbersMoll]

Escapism can be a real plus
Log in here, or take a bus?
While the latter moves you by miles

 

[VioletFlame]

Escapism can be a real plus
Log in here, or take a bus?
While the latter moves you by miles
The former brings me smiles

 

[EbersMoll]

Escapism can be a real plus
Log in here, or take a bus?
While the latter moves you by miles
The former brings me smiles
A fact it would be nice to discuss

 

[Englandboy2]

On my wedding night I got a surprise

 

[Adre]

On my wedding night I got a surprise
My bride was dressed in disguise

 

[cliper2]

On my wedding night I got a surprise
My bride was dressed in disguise
I had my eyes wide shut

 

[Lia Monde]

On my wedding night I got a surprise
My bride was dressed in a disguise
I had my eyes wide shut
As she stripped down preparing to rut

 

[ga400us]

On my wedding night I got a surprise
My bride was dressed in a disguise
I had my eyes wide shut
As she stripped down preparing to rut
Do you know what I found between her thighs?

 

[Lia Monde]

A hermaphrodite can make an interesting mate

 

[msmaggie]

A hermaphrodite can make an interesting mate
It doesn't matter if they're straight

 

[Lia Monde]

A hermaphrodite can make an interesting mate
It doesn't matter if they're straight
They're prepared for any suggestion

 

[Jett_73]

A hermaphrodite can make an interesting mate
It doesn't matter if they're straight
They're prepared for any suggestion
If it involves attention

 

[SensualSam]

A hermaphrodite can make an interesting mate
It doesn't matter if they're straight
They're prepared for any suggestion
If it involves attention
And it's a threesome on every date

 

[Englandboy2]

I found out my wife is banging our vet

 

[NymphMyosotis]

I found out my wife is banging our vet
It seems she found herself a new pet

 

[EbersMoll]

I found out my wife is banging our vet
It seems she found herself a new pet
Of course he's hung like a stallion

 

[whalee1]

I found out my wife is banging our vet
It seems she found herself a new pet
Of course he's hung like a stallion
He deserves a medallion

 

[travelmate2002]

I found out my wife is banging our vet
It seems she found herself a new pet
Of course he's hung like a stallion
He deserves a medallion
for getting her to gift him a Corvette

 

[Cymru6969]

In a two door coupe they rode

 

[Englandboy2]

In a two door coupe they rode
To passing truckers, her breasts she showed

 

[Cymru6969]

In a two door coupe they rode
To passing truckers, her breasts she showed
A lorry pulled up

 

[whalee1]

In a two door coupe they rode
To passing truckers, her breasts she showed
A lorry pulled up
And showed her his schlup

 

[AbsintheFather]

In a two door coupe they rode
To passing truckers, her breasts she showed
A lorry pulled up
And showed her his schlup
The wreck left her car being towed