Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Jett_73]

I've never cum so much in my life

 

[SensualSam]

I've never cum so much in my life
Certainly not with the wife

 

[Englandboy2]

I've never cum so much in my life
Certainly not with the wife
A shame I'm alone

 

[Jett_73]

I've never cum so much in my life
Certainly not with the wife
A shame I'm alone
Just me and my bone

 

[whalee1]

I've never cum so much in my life
Certainly not with the wife
A shame I'm alone
Just me and my bone
About to explode, it's so rife

 

[Englandboy2]

Just had sex with my favourite neice

 

[Adre]

Just had sex with my favourite neice
I'm telling you she's a real piece

 

[Jett_73]

Just had sex with my favourite neice
I'm telling you she's a real piece
A cute little ass

 

[weespanner]

Just had sex with my favourite niece
I'm telling you she's a real piece
A cute little ass
she's bold as brass

 

[cliper2]

Just had sex with my favourite niece
I'm telling you she's a real piece
A cute little ass
she's bold as brass
and never fails to please.

 

[Jett_73]

Just had sex with my favourite niece
I'm telling you she's a real piece
A cute little ass
she's bold as brass
and never fails to please.

She's young and horny as hell

(and by 'young' I mean still over 18!)

 

[TheOlderGuy]

She's young and horny as hell
Her limits I really can't tell

 

[EbersMoll]

She's young and horny as hell
Her limits I really can't tell
'cause when she gets frisky

 

[weespanner]

She's young and horny as hell
Her limits I really can't tell
'cause when she gets frisky
she likes to be risky

 

[Adre]

She's young and horny as hell
Her limits I really can't tell
'cause when she gets frisky
she likes to be risky
And the blowjob she gives is just swell

 

[Englandboy2]

I lost my wife to a guy from France

 

[cliper2]

I lost my wife to a guy from France
She liked to ride his Medieval lance.

 

[Adre]

I lost my wife to a guy from France
She liked to ride his Medieval lance.
I hate the damn frog

 

[OxfordDon]

I lost my wife to a guy from France
She liked to ride his Medieval lance.
I hate the damn frog
So I kidnapped his dog

 

[Scrubber]

I lost my wife to a guy from France
She liked to ride his Medieval lance.
I hate the damn frog
So I kidnapped his dog
And pissed on his best potted plants.

 

[Englandboy2]

He chased after me with a baguette

 

[weespanner]

He chased after me with a baguette
but he soon broke out in a sweat

 

[msmaggie]

He chased after me with a baguette
but he soon broke out in a sweat
So slowly I turned

 

[cliper2]

He chased after me with a baguette
but he soon broke out in a sweat
So slowly I turned
before their lovemaking adjourned

 

[Scrubber]

He chased after me with a baguette
but he soon broke out in a sweat
So slowly I turned
before their lovemaking adjourned
And posted pictures all over the 'net.