Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliper2]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there
My tongue's in her snare

 

[AbsintheFather]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there
My tongue's in her snare
She's so hot she gave me angina


She put her feet on my shoulder

 

[cliper2]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there
My tongue's in her snare
There's certainly nothing finer.

(sorry for the stomp)

 

[restless_bob]

She put her feet on my shoulder
I thrust in, getting bolder

 

[cliper2]

She put her feet on my shoulder
Just like I told her.

 

[TomBoner]

The friggin' guys having angina and he's eatin' her pussy?!?



She put her feet on my shoulder
I thrust in, getting bolder
But she tasted so bad

 

[AbsintheFather]

The friggin' guys having angina and he's eatin' her pussy?!?

That's right - it was a hot n. spicy one


She put her feet on my shoulder
I thrust in, getting bolder
But she tasted so bad
I called in my Dad

 

[TomBoner]

She put her feet on my shoulder
I thrust in, getting bolder
But she tasted so bad
I called in my Dad
and asked if it's better when you're older!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dad taught me that it's good to share

 

[TomBoner]

Dad taught me that it's good to share
and share alike with nary a care

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dad taught me that it's good to share
and share alike with nary a care
When I bring home a girl

 

[Adre]

Dad taught me that it's good to share
All the treasures in Moms underwear

 

[Englandboy2]

Dad taught me that it's good to share
and share alike with nary a care
When I bring home a girl
He makes her toes curl

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dad taught me that it's good to share
and share alike with nary a care
When I bring home a girl
He makes her toes curl
Then we each do the au pair

 

[whalee1]

Cool nights will soon be upon us

 

[TomBoner]

Cool nights will soon be upon us
soon she'll switch to her flannel pajama's

 

[whalee1]

Cool nights will soon be upon us
soon she'll switch to her flannel pajama's
Hers have a slit

 

[EbersMoll]

Cool nights will soon be upon us
soon she'll switch to her flannel pajama's
Hers have a slit
Into which I can fit

 

[AbsintheFather]

Cool nights will soon be upon us
soon she'll switch to her flannel pajama's
Hers have a slit
so she can submit

 

[OxfordDon]

Cool nights will soon be upon us
soon she'll switch to her flannel pajama's
Hers have a slit
so she can submit
To all my advances, most amorous

 

[Jett_73]

LOL, nice one guys.

Underneath the covers we played

 

[AbsintheFather]

Underneath the covers we played
My kinks, she did not dissuade

 

[Adre]

Underneath the covers we played
My kinks, she did not dissuade
So I took her in back

 

[AbsintheFather]

Underneath the covers we played
My kinks, she did not dissuade
So I took her in back,
introduced her to Jack

 

[Adre]

Underneath the covers we played
My kinks, she did not dissuade
So I took her in back,
introduced her to Jack
And we all got deliciously laid.