Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[kendra1980]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage *did you think we couldn't go with one with orange in it???*

 

[weespanner]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
a banana or two

 

[restless_bob]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
The fruit was delicious

 

[weespanner]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
The fruit was delicious
but she was ambitious

 

[EbersMoll]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
The fruit was delicious
but she was ambitious
So she would often sit on a pipe flange

 

[Jett_73]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
The fruit was delicious
but she was ambitious
So she would often sit on a pipe flange

It kept her stretched good and wide

 

[Adre]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
a banana or two
She readily blew

 

[Adre]

It kept her stretched good and wide
She turned and laid on her side

 

[weespanner]

A naked girl played with an orange
Where she kept her sex toys in storage
a banana or two
She readily blew
as her fingers enjyoed a good forage

 

[weespanner]

It kept her stretched good and wide
She turned on laid on her side
she lifted a leg

 

[restless_bob]

It kept her stretched good and wide
She turned on laid on her side
she lifted a leg
and started to beg

 

[Jett_73]

It kept her stretched good and wide
She turned on laid on her side
she lifted a leg
and started to beg
Won't someone please cum inside?

 

[Cymru6969]

Creamy-filled goodness was she

 

[weespanner]

Creamy-filled goodness was she
so I sat her on my knee

 

[Cymru6969]

Creamy-filled goodness was she
so I sat her on my knee
Regaled her with tales

 

[Adre]

Creamy-filled goodness was she
so I sat her on my knee
Regaled her with tales
Memories of Wales

 

[weespanner]

Creamy-filled goodness was she
so I sat her on my knee
Regaled her with tales
while her wandering nails

 

[Adre]

Creamy-filled goodness was she
so I sat her on my knee
Regaled her with tales
while her wandering nails
She dragged along my weenie

 

[weespanner]

Creamy-filled goodness was she
so I sat her on my knee
Regaled her with tales
Memories of Wales
as she bounced up and down with glee

 

[Englandboy2]

My wife won't let me near her vagina

 

[Adre]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina

 

[weespanner]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there

 

[AbsintheFather]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there
It had better be bare

 

[restless_bob]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there
I want her bare!

 

[weespanner]

My wife won't let me near her vagina
Until we reach South Carolina
as soon as we're there
I want her bare!
so that I can delve deep inside her